Dick Pics Are Out! Tell Her All About Your Penis With A Personalized "Dick Code"

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Sexting just got a little less skeezy.

This is genius!

Guys, are you getting tired of sending out dick pics? Embarrassed by how many you currently have saved in your phone? Running out of angles perhaps?

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Well, the  "Dick Code website" may have the solution to all your dick pic problems

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The "Dick Code", was created by 28-year-old web developer György Szücs, who wanted to enable men to communicate better about their "sexual features."

According to Mashable, the code is designed as a way to share a unique and anatomically accurate image of your penis without actually taking a photo of it. 
 
Basically, it's like a résumé or CV of your penis.


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Szücs was inspired to create the site after a friend sent him a picture with drawn penises, where you could choose "the right one for you." He felt that the drawing was "incomplete" and it was "too complicated to communicate the result."

The website is able to accurately depict the look of all different "types" of penises "beyond size." Szücs developed categories using Adobe Illustrator to create all the images one by one, penises of every shape and size, in intricate details. 

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​Szücs explained exactly how he broke down "Dick Code" into various categories, to make choosing the perfect dick for you easily. He stated to Mashable that, "First I started with the obvious categories, like size, circumference and then I went on the dirty stuff and added everything that my mind could think of absolutely shamelessly,"

And he literally has every type of dick you can imagine.
 
 
 
The categories offer many options to create the dick pic of your dreams, or something that's actually realistic to what you are packing. You can choose everything from the appearance of your foreskin, ball size, and yes even your pubic hair (bleh)! 
 
You can even choose the angle and shape of your erection and how long you orgasm.
 

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According to Szücs, sexters have already been happily using Dick Codes, and he has received a lot of encouraging feedback.

"People who created and shared their dick code tell me how surprisingly positive the responses are," he says. "They believed that their dick was not impressive as it is not 'big,' but had to come to the realization that people are kinky deep inside and find certain aspects of a dick impressive, other than just the size."

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And honestly, the thought and anticipation of a penis are way hotter than a photo of one. (Right, ladies?)

Because of Dick Code's success, Szücs is currently developing a "Vagina Code" for women, because why not, and it will be ready in a few weeks.

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"I just need lots of help as I'm not experienced in that area," he says. If that goes well he hopes to develop the "Sex Code," which will be able to share sex positions and games.

"I just want to help people and bring out their kink," Szücs stated. 
 
Sounds like fun to me, boys! Why don't you try something different and use Dick Code, and save yourself the embarrassment of a really bad 1 am drunk dick photo shoot that no one appreciates.
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