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You just don't want to go there.
By Helen Luc — Written on Mar 24, 2017
The struggle of finding a comfortable position for intercourse is almost equal to the struggle of finding a comfortable position for reading a book or watching TV. Everyone has their own unique preferences and desires, and sometimes, when it comes to what you prefer in bed, there are some sex positions that just plain suck.
No one wants to be stuck in an uncomfortable or awkward sex position when they’re supposed to be enjoying themselves.
Sometimes, even the most standard positions — the classics as some would call them — put a damper in the bedroom.
For some people, certain positions just don’t cut it. Not everyone likes the same thing.
If you want to find out which position someone HATES, then you can look to astrology. Since each of the zodiac signs likes and dislikes different things, each sign also has their own specific qualms about certain sex positions. So, continue reading below if you want to find out the sex position that each zodiac sign just can’t stand.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
An Aries woman hates any position that requires her to stand up. She’d much rather be snuggled in the comfort of her bed.
An Aries loves to try new things, but this is just something that never wins her over.
READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries (As Written By An Aries)
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
A Taurus hates having sex from behind. She thinks it’s just not very intimate. She likes all things sensual, so she prefers a position that allows her to fully embrace her partner.
READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A Gemini hates having intercourse in reverse cowgirl position. She’s very affectionate and would much rather look at her partner’s face while having sex.
This position just doesn’t appeal to her.
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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A Cancer loves activities that allow her to relax and unwind. That’s why she HATES being on top during sex. It requires so much effort.
If she wanted a workout, she would’ve hit the gym.
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
A Leo hates spooning while in the throes of passion. She loves passion and drama, and this position is just too subtle and not adventurous enough.
She’d much rather experiment and try something that requires more energy.
READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The sex position a Virgo hates the most is “the pretzel.” Just the name makes her shudder.
She’s not flexible enough for a position like this, and she would prefer something that will not likely bend her legs in uncomfortable directions.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A Libra hates sex positions that are too uncomfortable, like the wheelbarrow. This position requires the woman to position herself literally like a wheelbarrow.
How uncomfortable is that? Yeah, a Libra is definitely going to pass on that.
READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A Scorpio hates being in a position where she and her partner are spooning while facing each other.
It might seem cozy and comfortable for a while, but staying in this position too long will make her feel stuffy and she’ll eventually have to change positions.
READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
A Sagittarius hates missionary position. Sure, it’s everyone’s standard, go-to position, but she gets tired of it quickly.
She likes to constantly try new things, so this position just doesn’t offer enough excitement for her.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
A Capricorn hates any positions that bend her in odd positions. One position, “the spider,” requires both partners to carry their weight on their arms and legs with their torsos facing the ceiling.
Talk about uncomfortable, right? A Capricorn would HATE a position like this.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn (As Written By One)
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
An Aquarius would hate any position that requires straddling her partner while he is standing up. Sure, it might seem like a romantic position, but it doesn't give her room to make any movements of her own.
She doesn't want to just sit in someone else's arms — she wants to take a more active role in sex.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
A Pisces would hate any sex position that requires sitting on countertops. A lot of people enjoy getting frisky in the kitchen, but a Pisces just doesn't see the appeal of it.
She would rather stick to the bedroom.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)