The Perfect Cock Ring For Your Guy According To His Personality

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The Perfect Cock Ring For Your Man's Penis
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(I'm so sorry, Mom)

People have weird ideas when it comes to sex toys.

It's totally acceptable for guys to have their fleshlights and their dildos and for women to have their vibrators... and their dildos.

But when it comes to other sex toys, the kind of sex toys we might use together during actual sex, it gets a little strange. People get goofy and shy. That makes sense because when you're alone and jerking off, nobody is going to see how you're doing it and what you're using to get the job done.

But when somebody is in the boudoir (or dive bar bathroom, whatever, live your life) with you, we all get a little bit shy.

That's why I am advocating a new campaign. I call it "Cock Rings For Everyone" and it is exactly what it sounds like.

All dudes should be able to experience the joys of the cock ring at least once in his life, and all women should feel comfortable playing with cock rings and picking one out for their fella.


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There are as many different cock rings as there are stars in the sky and grains of sand in the desert. So yeah, there are a lot.

They all do roughly the same thing: block the flow of blood into the penis making him have a stronger, more sustained erection, that often leads to a more intense orgasm.

You don't need to be experiencing erectile dysfunction to like the way a cock ring feels — that's a popular misconception, too.

Provided you make sure to take it off at regular intervals, cock rings can be fun for everyone.

There is no type of dude who can't find a cock ring to match his particular style or swagger, and I've rounded up an assortment of cock rings to prove my point!

Please to enjoy.  

Cock rings for geeks!
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Does the man putting his penis inside of you have a collection of action figures still in their original packaging? Does he have theories as to who is superior, Superman or Batman? Then this glow-in-the-dark Green Lantern inspired cock ring is just the thing for him.

Etsy, $25.00

Cock rings for cowboys!
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Just because he wears a ten-gallon hat, drinks his whiskey neat and enjoys sleeping out under the stars doesn't mean he can't get wild with a cock ring, like say, this folksy, leather one!

Etsy, $31.95

Cock rings for punks!
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Covering his penis with spikes? Probably not a great move. Unless he's a punk and that's what he's into. In which case, this cock ring is clearly the perfect choice. 

Etsy, $33.11

Cock rings for millionaires!
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What do you buy the man who has everything, including a lot of sex with you? The answer is as easy as it is jaw-droppingly over the top: it's this 14K gold filigree cock ring. 

Etsy, $125
 

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Cock rings for TV junkies!
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Does he love shows like The Trailer Park Boys more than he maybe loves his own family? Then give him this very specific and very erotic cock ring inspired by the show today. 

Etsy, $37.50

Cock rings for spiritual dudes!
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Sex and religion aren't always associated as going hand in hand. But this cock ring inspired by Buddhist prayer beads proves that we don't need to keep our "oh gods" separated! 

Etsy, $17.95

 

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