You Can Now Smell Like A Cute, Cuddly Kitten — Not A Joke

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Purrfectly odd!

I have some exciting news for my cat-loving friends!

If you miss cuddling with your kitty during the day while at work, there’s now a solution: Kitten Fur perfume. 

Yes. You read that correctly.

New York-based fragrance company Demeter is now selling Kitten Fur, their latest in an adorable collection of perfumes.


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Per the description on their site: 

Cats. Love them or hate them. There is no in between. But everyone loves Kittens!  Now after 15 years of effort, Demeter has captured the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten's neck.

A fragrance that truly purrs. And so, will anyone who experiences it.

 

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Always wanted a kitten but allergic? Have no fear. Now you can smell like one without the worry of sticking tissues up your nostrils! 

And, if you want to complete the package, there’s kitty lip gloss, too! 


Felissimo

Japanese based company Felissimo released lip gloss that simulates the feeling of being kissed by your cat. The website says (translated from Japanese to English):

Glitter and sprinkle lip gloss which reproduced the feeling of coldness when stalking the cat's nose, with a metal ball & cold feeling ingredient. It is also a scent of sweet and slightly powdery kitty milk! It is a cute package that you want to give as a gift to a cat friend as well.

Now if we only had a way to grow whiskers …


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But what if cats aren’t your thing? What if you prefer to smell like the good old outdoors, specifically … dirt? Demeter has you covered with their fragrance called, well, Dirt.

Our most emblematic fragrance, Demeter's Dirt was made to smell exactly like the dirt from the fields around the Pennsylvania family farm belonging to our founding perfumer. We think of this as April 10th when the plowing begins in the Northeast U.S. - the beautiful scent of turned earth with a touch of last season's corn stalks.

Because who DOESN’T want to smell like … dirt?

 

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So, yeah, this is life now. 

I guess it’s a pretty cool distraction from the world falling apart. 

And hey, if you happen to be one of the millions of people to lose your health insurance, now you have no need to worry.

By turning yourself into a cat with these products, you also gain nine lives.

Pretty sweet, right?

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