Be bold.
By Andrea Toledano — Written on Apr 12, 2017
You've probably been there.
You're on Tinder and you suddenly receive a notification saying you've matched with someone. YES! And then you think, "That's so lame!" because they open up with some pick up line that's totally vulgar — or worse — WAY too cheesy.
You can't say 'block, next!' fast enough. (Who does that frat boy think he is, amirite?!)
What if you're at a bar and you want to seem funny? Or you're talking to someone new and want to mess around — no strings attached?
Let's reverse the roles; we're in the 21st century and apps like Bumble encourage women to take a stand and make the first move — by MAKING you make the first move, unless you want the match to expire.
You don't want to come off as the creep that these Tinder guys make themselves out to be, so don't make that mistake.
If you know someone well enough to know their birthday (you you're really good at Facebook stalking), find out what line they're most likely to find amusing.
Who knew your astrological sign could say so much about you?! And what if we told you that you can tailor your pick up line according to their zodiac sign?
So now, you're funny AND you're using a line that might as well have been pulled out of their own 'handbook'. You're the full package, boo!
Your chemistry's great — and now so is the compatibility factor between you and this new hottie.
Now, don't tell him you know his zodiac sign though. You don't want to spook him out. So learn to master the art of subtlety before you lay it all out on the table with these sometimes-ballsy, sometimes-vanilla pick up lines for him that are sure to hit their target.
And remember to flash those pearly whites, if done in person, for added irresistibility. GOOD LUCK!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
"Are you the SAT? 'Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins ... with a 10 minute break in between for snacks."
If he's an Aries, odds are that he's aggressive and never lives through a dull moment. This is sure to hit in the right spot and make him BURST out laughing.
You have to admit, it's pretty creative.
READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries (As Written By An Aries)
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it."
Intimacy and touch are important for a Taurus, so this will let him know that you're talking up a big game — and next it's up to you to show that you can deliver.
Sure, it's ballsy as hell, but if anything, it'll get his attention and let him know you're, well, DTF.
READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
'Do you know what would look really good on you? Me."
A Gemini man knows how to be the life of the party — and also a gentleman when need be. This is the perfect combination of the two.
Not too OUT THERE and also super sexy. It's perfect to make him smile.
READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini (As Written By One)
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears."
A stroke to the ego never hurts anyone.
If he's a Cancer, in particular, he's probably very sensitive, so this should hit in the right place, without being overly sexy.
READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer (As Written By A Cancer)
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
"I'm not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match."
OH MY! This one is pretty kinky.
But don't worry — you're referring to a guy who's a drama king by nature. Everything needs an extra oomph.
He'll be sure to find this hilarious (and SUPER enticing).
READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
A Virgo man is pretty serious, so this totally cheesy vanilla pick up line is sure to bring out a little play in him.
It's a tried-and-true method — classic because it works.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
"I used to do gymnastics — I'm super bendy."
He loves company — and having a good time with said company. It doesn't get more fun than this.
He'll know you're funny AND can get REALLY creative in the bedroom.
Just make sure you can keep up with all that big talk.
READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
A Scorpio man is definitely into passionate conversation and just the right amount of spontaneity.
Passionate pick up lines are sure to grab his attention, especially if they are slightly cheesy.
He'll probably call you out on it, but hey. At least it gets him talking, right?
READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
"If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"
If he's a Sagittarius, odds are that he's funny and likes everything to have a little bit of an edge.
This SUPER forward pick up line is sure to get him going and get that blood flowing. Just make sure you have a backup plan ready if he calls you on it, that way you can swing it to just being funny-'ole-you.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
A Capricorn man is a big family guy. To try and get him out of his comfort zone, though, try something cute that will make him blush.
He'll think you're sweet and super approachable. WIN!
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn (As Written By One)
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
"I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans."
An Aquarius man loves a good riddle; he's intellectually stimulated and they like to figure out solutions to problems.
This one is sure to stimulate his sense of humor because of the play on words.
Look at you! Smart AND sexy!
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
"If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review."
This one provides the perfect amount of flirtatiousness, which a Pisces man is bound to appreciate.
It's the right mixture between playful and intellectual. Plus, a little compliment never hurt nobody.
READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)