I Test Drove Lip Stains To See Which Held Up Best During A Blowjob

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The Best Lip Stains For Giving A Lipstick Blowjob
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Bonus: before and after photos!

Have you ever had your lip color fire before a blowjob and then smeared all over your face after? A total disaster — one I have been a victim of many times.

After noticing how well my lip stain stayed on after a particularly aggressive Starbucks binge, I got to wondering if my lip stain would hold up to a penis as well as it stood up to cookies.

I headed to Target, bought four different lip stain brands, and started telling people I was giving blow jobs for science (only a slight exaggeration).

 

 

The Experiment

The experiment was quite simple.

Before: Apply lip stain right before the blowjob. Allow it to dry. Take a before picture. Then set a timer for 10 minutes.

During: Give a blowjob for 10 minutes straight with as few breaks as possible. Keep it slobbery.

After: Stop after the 10-minute timer goes off for as long as it takes to blot the slobber off your lips. Take an after picture of the lip stain coverage.

 

The Reviewees

 

  • COVERGIRL Outlast Lip Color: All day color in Eternal Flame
  • Rimmel London Provacolips Kiss-Proof Lip Color in 420 Berry Seductive
  • Maybelline SuperStay 24 2-Step Lip Color in 015 All Day Cherry
  • L’Oreal Paris Infallible Pro-Last Lip Color in 217 Cherry Noir

 

The Rankings: Best -> Worst

Including before and after photos!

1. COVERGIRL!

I love COVERGIRL lip stain. I’ve been using it since I first started using lip stains and I’m super happy it stood up to my test!

You don’t even need the gloss with this one because it's super not sticky and it does go on smooth just as the packaging says.

Totally recommend!

 

2. Maybelline

I know the picture shows some degradation of the Maybelline color, but my lips were super chapped when I tested this color. I think it would have held up better if they weren’t.

It’s a little sticky but I like the gloss that comes with it, plus the applicator is nice and it smells amazing!

 

3. L’Oreal

L’Oreal held up its pigmentation best and what was left on stayed on until like 5:00 PM the next day. Perhaps this is just a light blowie color?

I love the color so I wore it to work the next night. I got tons of compliments and didn’t even need any touch-ups after a 4-hour shift.

 

4. Rimmel

This Rimmel color was a joke. It smeared all over my face, then it didn’t keep any pigment after. It was also super sticky and just an all around a loser.

I DO NOT recommend this one. Honestly, I’m surprised I didn’t throw it away right after I used it.


What’s your go-to lipstick shade?

 

 

Any brands that you favor that pass the lipstick blowjob test?

Give it a try — for science!

 

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This article was originally published at Slutty Girl Problems. Reprinted with permission from the author.