People Reveal What Happened The First Time They Masturbated And LOL

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Masturbation Stories That'll Make You LOL
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We can all relate TBH.

We'll always remember our first loves. How can we not? It's just one of those unforgettable milestones that come with life. Engaging in your first sexual relationship with someone is a big thing — so big, in fact, that everyone talks about it, and it's featured in movies, on TV and in books. 

However, what is much less discussed — but is of course just as common — is masturbating for the first time

When we think about "first times", masturbation is usually not the sexual act that comes to mind. But pleasuring yourself and discovering more about your own body can be just as important as engaging in pleasure with another. 

Much like having sex for the first time, masturbating for the first time can be good, not so good, awkward and sometimes just an absolute LOL moment.

1. It catches some completely off guard.

"First time I jacked off I got so excited I thought I invented it."

2. Sometimes, masturbation is a lesson in improv.

"I masturbated for the first time with a Ken doll."

3. It can be scary.

"The first time I masturbated I thought I was going to fall over and pass out."

4. It can even be painful.

"The first time I masturbated I accidentally cut myself with my nail."

5. The first time can sometimes be a bit overwhelming.

"When I masturbated the first time I cried and told my mom."

6. And sometimes it's ... supernatural.

"The first time I masturbated I thought I was possessed because I was shaking uncontrollably..."

7. There are some... surprises.

"The first time I masturbated I hit myself in the eyes."

8. It can have real meaning!

"Ever since the first time I masturbated, it's gotten in my head that if I masturbate, I will have luck for the next 24 hours."

9. If you don't know what's supposed to happen, you might be a little surprised...

"When I masturbated for the first time I thought I had broken it. Lol. How silly."

10. Those with an overactive imagination, beware!

"The first time I masturbated and ejaculated I thought I was dying and that the sperm was like my soul or something."

11. You may never look at your favorite childhood toy the same way again.

"When I first masturbated, I used the stuffing hole from build-a-bear and "did it" with it."

12. Practice proper sex-ed so you don't get the wrong idea.

"When I first masturbated I thought I was pregnant. I was 12."

13. Um ... awkward???

"Confession: the very first time I ever tried masturbating, it tickled so much that I peed everywhere."

14. Don't feel shame.

"The first time I masturbated and had an orgasm, I felt like everyone knew what I'd just done. It was awkward meeting my dad a couple minutes afterwards."

15. You were so young you didn't even know what it was.

"I masturbated for the first time when I was 7 and I didn't even know I was doing it... I just thought it felt nice."

16. Your first time felt out of this world.

"The first time I jerked off was when I was 10 years old and I thought I was an alien."

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