How You'll SLAY Mercury In Retrograde, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)As the holidays creep up this week, so does your birthday time. There are so many reasons for festive celebrations! Also, so many gifts all around. Don’t let this ruin anything, but Mercury goes retrograde on Monday (ugh!), so hopefully you haven’t left a lot of your shopping for the last minute. But this retrograde won’t affect you too much. If anything, you're in a comfortable financial position right now to get things crossed off your Christmas list, leaving you free to enjoy the holidays the way you want to.

You might be traveling for the holidays, but no matter where you are, this weekend will definitely be a shiny, happy time. This will be one of your most memorable holidays yet and it seems as if everyone is feeling the holiday cheer and spirit! Enjoy all the good will and good vibes.

Capricorn's weekly theme songMerry Christmas Baby —Otis Redding

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)​: You’re a generous soul and it’s been hard to budget this holiday season. You’ve been spending and spending, but this week as Mercury goes retrograde, you may want to take a step back and make sure you haven’t gone too crazy. If you’ve overspent, you still have time to budget without sacrificing your holiday plans.

This will be a really pleasant holiday. You love to host and have lots of loved ones around. Over this holiday weekend, you find a lot of shared joy and harmony. As you host or visit family, your creative side is out to play and your ideas are flowing. This weekend has you filled with love and inspiration!

Aquarius's weekly theme song: 2000 Miles —Coldplay

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)​: Though Mercury goes retrograde on Monday, it may have some positive results for you. You already know the negative aspects of a retrograde, so prepare for a tough and frustrating shopping week where obstacles or lack of supplies keep popping up. Hopefully you’ve already done a lot of your shopping!

On the bright side, retrogrades can also bring people up from the past so when you head home for the holidays, don’t be surprised if you run into exes or long lost friends — only to find a new positive connection. Financially, this is a positive week for you too, despite all the holiday spending! This year’s holiday weekend definitely has a magical quality to it. You will remember this time for years to come!

Pisces's weekly theme song: The Christmas Song —The Raveonettes

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)

Aries (March 21 - April 19)​: The holiday season has been fun for you — Aries does enjoy a good party! But as the holidays approach, you’re ready for a cozier, more intimate celebration. You’re ready to wind down and take it easy before the New Year. You might even be ready to purge your space, clean your closet or streamline some areas in your home or life. You want to enter 2017 ready for new beginnings, and you have a good feeling it will be one of your best years yet.

The holiday weekend this year will be just what the doctor ordered, mellow and cheerful. It will fill your heart so that you can move forward with plans with even more optimism!

Aries's weekly theme song: The Way You Look Tonight / I'll Be Home For Christmas —Jon & Valerie Guerra

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries (As Written By An Aries)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): You’re destined for a beautiful holiday week. Romance is strong at the start of the week, and with Mercury retrograde you may rekindle something from the past (or try a do-over in an existing relationship). You long for familiar places and are feeling extra nostalgic right now, so if you travel home, you'll really enjoy it! Soak it all in, because this holiday weekend is one of the best you’ve had in years. You so cherish tradition and time at home with the family, so this means the world to you.

Amidst all the festivities, just try to stay as organized as possible in your travels — and in marking gifts! You don’t want to give Mercury retrograde any extra help, and you want to make sure the right gift goes to the right person.

Taurus's weekly theme song: The Blizzard —Camera Obscura

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Though Mercury (your ruler) goes retrograde on Monday, things are still going well for you. Romance heats up mid-week, and overall it’s been a very festive, fun month for you. This holiday weekend will be no different! If you’re planning on traveling for the holidays, it might not even be towards home or your usual destination. You might opt for a romantic holiday weekend getaway, something different and new!

Whatever you do, you’ll find there is an aura of romance and magic over the entire weekend. You’ll feel inspired to make changes for the coming New Year and happy to stick to your new plans!

Gemini's weekly theme song: All I Want For Christmas —Matt Costa

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini (As Written By One)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Your wallet and bank amount may seem like they’re suffering right now, but this week things regenerate and you won’t stress about what you’ve already spent. You’re getting ready for a very wonderful holiday time. You might be traveling home or elsewhere, but you're definitely in the mood to take to the road or skies.

The weekend is full of great energy. Your energy is attracting a lot of love and positive attention. It may be one of your most romantic weekends this month, and a very memorable holiday time for all. You won’t find the usual family drama — instead, things are more harmonious and you’re enjoying it! Let all the peace and love wash over you.

Cancer's weekly theme song: Let It Snow —She & Him

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer (As Written By A Cancer)

Leo (July 23 - August 22): You’re ahead of the game right now, Leo. You’ve gotten most of your holiday shopping done and you’re getting ready to unwind and finish out the year in a calm, organized manner. We're not saying you’re not planning on some fun! You just got organized and prepped before others. Use the start of the week to settle any unfinished business before you head out for your holiday festivities.

This holiday weekend is definitely a beautiful, rare one. You'll experience a lot of harmony, and family and friends get along famously. As you take this all in, you’ll also start making plans for the New Year. You’ve been doing a lot of thinking about what you want to keep and purge in 2017. Enjoy the weekend, you’ll have time for the rest soon enough.

Leo's weekly theme song: I Wish It Was Christmas Today —Julian Casablancas

READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You’re finding a good work/life balance this week and devoting more time to your personal affairs and relationships — just in time for the holidays. Financially, things are about to look wayyyy up for you, and you couldn’t be more relieved! You always know how to manage. You're typically resourceful and scrappy, but this holiday weekend will start a trend of more stability and flow for you.

You're looking at a powerful, enchanting weekend so you may find that romance is super charming and family time is more harmonious than ever. Enjoy the peace and love that sweeps over this holiday weekend. What a wonderful gift for everyone. The best is yet to come!

Virgo's weekly theme song: December —Norah Jones

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

Libra (September 23 - October 22): You can expect a very pleasant week, despite Mercury retrograde. You'll find a way to not let any hitches in your plans affect you too much. You’ve been planning for weeks, so it’s doubtful you left everything to the last minute.

The holidays this year are very harmonious and you definitely love a beautiful, calm and loving holiday. The weekend’s energy will already have you thinking about the year gone past and what the year ahead may hold. You're ready to purge and move forward with new goals. You’ll have plenty of time before the New Year to make your resolutions so enjoy the festive times for now!

Libra's weekly theme song: Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) —Death Cab for Cutie

READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): You have a romantic week ahead of you, and the holiday weekend will be especially enchanted. You're feeling very nostalgic and emotional, and very likely will be hosting a dinner at you place or seeing friends or family from out of town. You want to feel a solid foundation of support and love around you. This may be with bae, the squad, your family... or everyone! The more, the merrier for you right now.

You’ll find this holiday pleasant and relaxing, lacking the usual feuds that accompany the holidays. You’re more than ready to unwind from this year so enjoy and relax. Your cup is full!

Scorpio's weekly theme song: Winter Wonderland —Ray Charles

READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Don't panic, but Mercury goes retrograde in your sign on Monday. Fear not though, because the holidays are upon us and you might enjoy things slowing down. Hopefully you’ve gotten most of your shopping done and are ready to relax. You can be quite easy going, so you shouldn’t get too irritated by any minor setbacks.

You may be hosting lots of people this year and busy around the house, but you love the bustling energy of the season! If you aren’t home this year, you’ll enjoy being invited out to parties or various dinners. You do enjoy a good time, but regardless of where you are, you will certainly remember this holiday weekend for a long time to come!

Sagittarius's weekly theme song: Footprints —Barenaked Ladies

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)

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