Now You Can Audition To Become America's Next Top Porn Star!

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Reality TV has taken a GIANT leap forward.

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for us to talk about Sex Factor. 

Have you ever sat down to watch, say, American Idol or The X Factor and been like "this show is pretty okay, but I really wish that instead of doing subpar impressions of Mariah Carey or break dancing to songs that make me feel old, that these contestants would just go to town on each other sexually for my amusement"? 

Of course, you have. 

And you've probably also wondered, maybe in your most secret moments, how to become a porn star.

We all have. 

And for the people who really do hope to become porn stars, that's where Sex Factor comes into play. 

Click over to their website where the entire first season is streaming, and you can also find information on upcoming season 2. 

This is a reality show where the contestants are there to win the title of America's next porn star  and they doing by having the best sex possible. 

Sadly, Ron Jeremy is not hosting this show, because of some seriously major oversight. 

Other judges I'd love to appear on this brilliant endeavor? MILEY CYRUS. Um, can you imagine, she would 100% mainstream porn. 

It would be a revolution! 

The cast is full of unknowns, which is too bad because I was 100% sure Jonah Falcon, he of the infamous longest penis in the world, was going to compete, sadly I was incorrect.

Fingers crossed for season two on all three fronts! 


Sex Factor

Sex Factor porn star hopefuls compete in challenges where they have to do stuff like have sex with experienced paid professionals, or take a face full of sperm and still look hot doing it.

In other words, it's a lot like that period during your 20s when you drank too much and really just let it all hang out

The only thing missing from Sex Factor, compared to a full-on traditional reality show, is clothing and an audience cheering them on.

And let's face it, that last part would be weird for all parties involved. 

That said, I gotta say, there have been times when I've had sex where a crowd of folks cheering me on wouldn't have been the worst thing imaginable. 

Sex Factor doesn't just award the winner a title, it also awards them one million dollars.

Yes, you heard me, one million dollars. 

I gotta say, it's only lack of body confidence and the fear of my deeply disapproving family that's keeping me from applying to be a contestant on season two. 

So one of you needs to get on that and apply! 


Sex Factor

I think the most fun part (minus any potentially hot wet orgasms) is the opportunity to pick your own porn name! 

My porn name, using the popular formula of your first pet's name and the street where you were born, is Superfresh Business Highway Number 37. 

So clearly I'm going to have to think outside of the box. 

For now, I'll settle for folks binge-watching all of season one so I have someone to talk to about Sex Factor other than my mail carrier.

I'm 90% sure the next time I bring it up to her in passing she will mace me, and you don't want that on your head. 

 

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