7 Men VIVIDLY Describe Their Version Of A 'Perfect' Vagina

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What The Perfect Vagina Looks Like According To Men
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And they are NOT holding back.

All vaginas are beautiful, right? Sure they are. But just as some women have our own preferences about men, the same can be said for how men feel about vaginas.

We rounded up a bunch of experts — as in, our guy friends — and asked them what they think makes one stand out as a cut above the rest.

Some of what they say will surprise you.

There's the romantics who think the most beautiful of vaginas are connected to the woman they love (awww!), but others are blunt. There's a lot that they like and don't like, from too much hair or too little hair to overly floppy lips.

While we may think men really like us shaved, some are uncomfortable with it. It makes them feel like they are sleeping with an underage girl, while others are all about it. Ultimately, you may want to just go with what YOU like, because they seem pretty divided on the topic.

But there's more than hair at stake. Men also notice the smell. Generally, if they don't like that smell, they are not going down on you again. It's about hygiene. (Related: The taste.) The ideal is a full sensory experience, they say. 

Not a lot of pressure here at all.

Here's what these men had to say about the perfect vagina.

1. All of them are perfect.

"I was out with my girlfriend and a friend of hers the other night, and this topic actually came up. They were floored that there was so much variation between them, and to substantiate that point, I did a Google image search and showed them a ton of vulvas. They were blown away. I'm amazed by how little women know about what vaginas look like, including their own. But the point I told them is, sure, some look better on the outside, but it's what's inside that counts. And they're all a joy in that regard."

2. One that wants him inside of it.

"Let's be real: Our favorite vaginas are the ones that want to have sex with us, and when it's over, want to come back for more."

3. One that's attached to the woman I love.

"The perfect vagina is attached to the woman that I love. I[And also], I hate that pubic hair is out of vogue

4. One that smells good.

"It seems that some women in the world are out of touch with the fact that [they smell] kind of funky, so keep tabs on that."

5. One that comes with a well-manicured lawn.

"It's always a disappointment to see a totally shaved vagina as I prefer to sleep with women, not first graders! A beautiful little landing strip offers so much more in terms of texture, contrast, and smell — a true sensory explosion that is just incredibly hot."

6. One that is clean.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; however, [I believe] the unanimous answer will be clean and tasty. A bit crude to put it like that, but let's be realistic for a moment. If I'm going to enjoy the scent and taste of all those delicate folds then I would appreciate that it not taste and smell like something washed three days ago before running a marathon in Florida in August. I can't say I prefer one look over another, just well taken care of."

7. One that isn't too furry.

"As a man, I love any kind of vagina. I don't mind if they're hairy or not hairy, wrinkled or smooth, black or white. But what I do mind is a hairy vagina. [Forget] that."

 

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