How To Masturbate And Have Orgasms Basically Anywhere

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For the girl on the go.

Masturbation is a total delight. I mean, anything that ends with a red hot orgasm is pretty delightful, no? 

If I had my way, I would dedicate a long, slow, leisurely hour every day to the ultimate masturbation experience. 

I would light candles, pick the perfect mood music, maybe pour myself a glass of icy champagne (because in this scenario I always have icy champagne on standby). Then I would lay back and go through a rota of sex toys, oils, lubes, and toys, doing my best to delay the inevitable so that when I did have an orgasm it was that much sweeter. 

But sadly, that's not the world we live in. If we did we'd all be so much more relaxed. 

But since we don't, I'm here to help you figure out how to masturbate and have an orgasm super fast no matter where you are, so hold on to your butts. 

1. Masturbating in an airplane bathroom 

An airplane bathroom provides your with plenty of privacy for masturbation, but not at a lot of room, or a lot of ambiance to put you in the mood. That said, if you're horny enough that having an orgasm on an airplane is a must, you probably don't really have a problem with the smell. 

If you're masturbating in an airplane bathroom the key is intensity and speed. I recommend a travel-designed pocket vibe like this one.

If you are wearing anything other than denim you shouldn't need to even take off your pants. Apply direct contact to your clitoris with the pocket vibe and you'll be done in no time. 

2. Masturbating at work 

Work is a stressful environment, heck, it can be stressful even if you work from home! But for the sake of argument, let's say you work in an office, you're feeling stressed, and you need to masturbate and have a huge orgasm STAT or you'll go nuts.

Don't worry, we got you. 

Because the office is so public and there's no roaring jets of an airplane to disguise your activities, manual stimulation is really the way to go. Find a private place (your office, the bathroom) and forget you're trying to get it done quickly. Pressure is not the orgasms friend.  

Sex toys have spoiled us when it comes to masturbation. They help us orgasm so damn fast! But relearning how best to use your hands on your own body to orgasm is an important skill, and one that can help in the bedroom, too. 

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3. Masturbating during the holidays 

Visiting family for an extended period of time like over the holidays means that your entire masturbation world is going to be rocked. We love our families, but let's be real, they are also as stressful as hell. Of course you want a little time to exercise the spank bank and take the pressure off. 

To masturbate while visiting your parents for the holidays, let's get really old school with it. Bring a whisper quiet vibe (if you dare), and make a playlist of your favorite porn clips before you travel. Make sure you have cozy headphones and that you're masturbating in a room with a lock.

(That last part is essential.)

4. Masturbating while commuting 

I get that commuting can be a stressful endeavor, but if you are driving to work or riding the subway or bus and feel like you HAVE to masturbate, you need to be careful that you don't cause an accident OR get arrested for public indecency. Or both. At the same time. Oh the shame. 

If you are driving, rather than full-on masturbating, why not try using a bullet vibe and edging your way to work? Then once you've arrive you can release the beast. The beast is your orgasm.

If you're on the train, discretion is the name of the game. If you are into anal play a bus or train ride can be a great opportunity to explore how the vibration and public naughtiness get your motor running, so to speak. 

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5. Masturbating while waiting in line for coffee 

Waiting in line for your first cup of coffee of the day is something akin to a ring of hell. Everything will be fine once you have your coffee, but when exactly is that going to be? What to do with your unbridled rage until that coffee is in your hand? Why, masturbate of course!

If you have a partner this would be a great opportunity to play around with remote control vibrators. You'll never know when the sensation is going to come and take you over, and so when it finally does, it's that much hotter. Just make sure your coffee's cold before you try and take a sip.  

 

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