This Is What A $1 DILDO Looks Like

This Discount UK Retailer Is Selling A Dildo For A DOLLAR
Buzz, Sex

WHAT?!

European countries seem to have all the most amazing things in the world, and now they’ve added one more awesome and slightly confusing item to their list.

Discount UK retailer Poundland is now selling vibrating “bullets” (AKA vibrators) for only £1 ($1.22 US) in their stores, and it’s causing a bit of a “buzz” with their shoppers.

The vibrator comes handily packaged alongside lubricating gel and wet wipes, which is pretty handy and well thought-out, to be perfectly honest. For only about a dollar, they’re willing to give you pre- and after-care. That’s an incredible deal, as long as the product is worth it.  

But despite the awesome price range of this pocket-vibrator, the main question is, of course: How well does a one-dollar dildo actually work?

According to Goedele Liekens, a “sexologist” for a show called Sex Box, pretty well. In her review of Poundland’s discount dildo, she suggested that it was, “no different to something that you would pay about a hundred pounds for.”

This recommendation comes from a woman who tests sex toys for a living, so that’s pretty high praise considering both the source and the price range. Hell, you can’t even get a burger for a dollar anymore, so getting a satisfying vibrator for that much is pretty astronomical and amazing. It actually costs less than the batteries you’ll have to buy to use the thing to begin with.

Poundland, while being what is possibly the best name ever for a sex toy store, is actually not a sex store. The discount retailer has only been selling some of these items since 2015, but they’re now attempting to expand the range of products they offer, which includes the sale of the cheap dildo and an accompanying c*ck ring, which can both be conveniently found in the health and beauty section of their store.

The “bullet” has become a top-shelf item by necessity rather than sales, as they hope to keep it safely out of the hands of children who may be shopping with their families there.

So the next time you visit the UK, don’t forget to stop at your nearby Poundland and pick up the “vibrating bullet.” And don’t worry if it breaks — it’s only a dollar.

 

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