A Marijuana Vibrator EXISTS So You Can Masturbate To HIGH Heaven

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Puff, puff, orgasm.

The world of novelty vibrators never fails to delight and entertain me. 

When Pokemon Go hit our smartphones, I was more excited about the vibrator hacks that would follow. Did I mention the Pokemon Go sex toys? Yeah, they exist and I was way more excited to talk about them than I was about catching that illusive Pikachu.

Whenever anyone I know brings up Star Wars, I waste no time interjecting to make sure they know all about the different Star Wars sex toys that are at their disposal. 

The newest novelty sex toy that has got me all atwitter? Why, it is this marijuana vibrator! You heard me. Pot meets vibrator for the ganja fiend in your life. What's not to love?

Okay so I'll be real, before I clicked the link to check out this pot vibrator, I was pretty sure it was somehow going to involve the strategic placement of marijuana lube, or maybe it would be a vibrator made completely out of hemp and hemp by-products. 

Instead, it is, simply put, a vibrator that looks exactly like a pot leaf. 

And here I thought the eggplant emoji vibrator was the only one taking things to a literal place when it comes to sex toys

The Mary Jane Vibrator by Ganja Vibes may not be Bob Marley approved (because he is dead) but it absolutely 420-friendly. 

 

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It's your basic bullet vibrator but better, because it comes with a detachable, ribbed, novelty head that is shaped like a pot leaf. 

Yeah, that's right, it's detachable. So if you get tired of your pot-themed vibrator (and why would you?) you could still enjoy the different levels of intense sensation provided by this toy in a simple bullet vibrator form, any time you masturbate.

And I enjoy that it comes in a silky green pouch like some sort of gem from the land of Oz. 

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I kind of don't get why you wouldn't just buy a bullet vibrator if that was the case, but I'll admit to appreciating the options the Mary Jane provides. 

I wonder if it feels even better if you drink marijuana lube first?

The best thing about this pot vibrator is that you don't have to smoke pot to enjoy masturbating with it. You can be totally straight edge and when people ask you if you do pot you can say "Only with my vagina," and everyone will be very impressed by how edgy and wild you are. 

Almost eighty bucks for this vibrator seems a little pricey to me, but we all know that if a vibrator gets it done for you, the cost means next to nothing.

 

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