These 20 Pick Up Lines Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But SMILE)

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ADMIT IT ... you kind of love these.

It takes the stress off a guy trying to talk to a girl, breaks the ice a little, and reels the girl in ... pick up lines are great for getting someone to give you a shot when they don’t have much else to go off of. Hopefully they’ll get you her number at the bare minimum, amirite?

A good pick up line is like having the perfect wing man — you just know you’re going to seal the deal. That is, if you get all the way through it without screwing up the punch line. If you can do it right, it's guaranteed to get her to at LEAST pay attention to you for a few crucial moments.

But what happens when those sexy and sweet pick up lines turn into corny and cheesy pick up lines you’d find in a bad 80’s chick flick? Well, you’d think it might all go downhill from there, but it might actually be JUST what you need.

Think about it ... they’re sure to get a good laugh out of her. And if you’ve got her laughing, then odds are you’re doing something right.


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Besides, if she finds your cheesy pick up lines more dumb than they are funny, she probably isn’t a keeper anyway. Pick up lines are supposed to be fun! Nobody is really supposed to take them too seriously in the first place. You’ve got to start somewhere, and chances are a good cheesy pick up line is just the way to do it.

Looking for some ideas? Or just a laugh to brighten your day? Scroll these 20 cheesy pick up lines — I DARE you not to laugh.

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.

"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling."

"On a scale from 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."

"You can call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt."

"I might as well call you 'Google' because you're everything I've been searching for."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala fications."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

"Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Your hand looks heavy let me hold that for you."

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

"Roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better."

"Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."

"You better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

Is your name wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"If you were a fruit you'd be a fine apple."

"You are the Obi-Wan for me."

"Do you have a name? Or could I call you mine?"

"Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

 

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