Orlando Bloom Exposed His Penis And The Photos Are Really Something

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OH, WOW.

Remember last night when we were all freaking out over the Orlando Bloom penis pictures that were censored? Well, ladies (and gents), we have the uncensored pictures. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Orlando Bloom let his freedom flag fly in Italy on August 2nd with his girlfriend, Katy Perry. Thanks to a stealthy but talented photographer, we are now blessed to see him in all his gorgeous, glorious, natural form. 

Bloom, 39, and in an on again, off again relationship with girlfriend Katy Perry, 31, were caught vacationing in Sardinia, Italy, enjoying a little fun in the sun. Katy Perry was satisfied wearing her bikini, but her man must hate tan lines, because he let it all hang out. And we mean ALL of it. Should we be concerned about sunburn? Can you even apply sun lotion, you know... down there?

The last 24 hours has seen an internet firestorm, with celebrities weighing in, as well as the whole damn world. Who doesn’t want to see a celebrity naked? We all have an imagination and we expect certain things from the famous people we admire from afar. Did Orlando deliver?

Well, according to Twitter, the consensus is mixed. With stars like Justin Bieber recently having his penis leaked, and pictures of Jon Hamm not wearing underwear (it makes sense his name is Hamm... I’m just saying!), he has a lot to live up to. 

It doesn’t look like Katy Perry is too concerned about his size, and I GUESS that’s all that matters, right? I still hold out hope, though. A girl can dream! Check out the pictures below to see if he Orlando Bloom lived up to your expectations with the size of his penis.

Here are five things you need to know about Orlando Bloom's penis. (WARNING: celebrity d*ck pics ahead!)

1. Orlando Bloom was outted by the NY Daily News Gossip page on Twitter.

Finally! Was it worth the wait?

 

2. Orlando Bloom's penis made the Twitter Moments page.

He may not have won an Oscar for his work, but he'll always have Twitter.

3. Some Twitter reactions were priceless.

Some even brought in the Donald, and his, you know... big hands.

4. Some people were pretty happy with the pictures...

5. Others weren't so impressed.

Sorry, Aunt Julia!

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