15 Sex Toys Every Grown-Ass Woman Needs Right NOW

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15 Sex Toys Every Grown-Ass Woman Needs Right F'ing NOW
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By Lindsey Robertson

As independent, adult women, it is high time we put our collective foot down on cheaply-made and unreliable sex toys.

Your pleasure is important, damn it, and you deserve a toy that will make you feel pampered and sexually satisfied. This means saying goodbye to hard plastic, poor quality and — above all else — batteries.

Rechargeable luxury vibrators exist, and you deserve to have one in your life. It will save you a fortune on the aforementioned batteries, and serve as a perpetual reminder that, simply put, your satisfaction is worth it.

For all you ladies who haven’t quite come around to the idea of treating yourselves, here is a starter list of sex toys that are simultaneously effective (*wink wink*) and classy as heck. Enjoy.

1. The Minna Limon
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Designed to look like a lemon, this little toy increases its vibration the harder you squeeze it. (Insert some joke here about making lemonade out of lemons.)

2. The Jimmyjane Form 2
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The dual vibrating “ears” surround your clitoris, which is really all I think I need to say about this one.

3. The Jimmyjane Form 8
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This rabbit style vibrator provides both internal and external stimulation, with three motors. Handle with respect — after a few glasses of wine, this may be considered “heavy machinery.”

4. The Vibease
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This cute little vibe is actually small enough that it can be furtively slipped into your underwear for some sneaky stimulation during the day and controlled with your smartphone. The future has never been so beautiful (*sniff*).

5. The Eva
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Guys, (*deep breath*) this is a hands-free vibrator … which can be worn during intercourse. Please, try to contain your applause. Eva’s small “wings” tuck into the labia to ensure that the device stays put, and the strong vibrations are activated by a single button. Perhaps not ideal for couples with really thin walls …

6. The Iroha Plus Tori
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Meant to resemble a small bird, the Tori is part of Iroha Plus’ line of animal-inspired designs. Also available are Kushi, a hedgehog, and Yoru, a whale. Cute and (delightfully) functional!

7. The Jimmyjane Form 4
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This super flexible shape can be used to deliver a variety of sensations. The rounded tip provides nice clitoral stimulation, while the elongated shape also allows for internal G-spot stimulation. Decisions, decisions …

8. The Iroha Mini Vibe
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For those who enjoy the convenient size of a pocket rocket, but prefer a toy with slightly more finesse and quality. While this toy is one of the few on this list that is actually battery-powered, its palm-sized shape and overall transportability make up for the lack of charging station. Plus, it’s really fucking cute.

9. The Je Joue Dua Remote Vibe
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This unusual vibe provides stimulation to both the clitoris and the G-spot, but has a more fluid and unassuming shape than a rabbit-style vibrator. It can also be controlled via your smartphone, for all you tech-savvy ladies out there.

10. Lovelife Share Vibrating Ring
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This may be a cock ring, but it definitely has both partners in mind. The ring has seven different vibration patterns, which should please the partner on the *ahem* receiving end. The toy is also rechargeable, so no need to constantly restock on those tiny batteries.

11. The Iroha Vibe
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The soft, pliable material on this vibe is an unusually delightfully alternative to some of the stiffer vibrators (no pun intended). And, while it is meant to resemble Japanese Mochi, I do not recommend attempting to eat it.

12. The We-Vibe Touch
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This design is a classic: simple, transportable, rechargeable, and oh-so-effective. And, with a two-hour battery life, what’s not to love?

13. The Minna kGoal
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For those of you who are really into multi-tasking, this vibe is definitely your style. According to the product description, “When you squeeze your kegel muscles around the insertable portion of the toy, you activate a vibrator positioned over the clit and a second one in the inserted bulb.”

So, basically, this vibe encourages you to work out your pelvic floor and masturbate at the same time. Self-love!

14. The OhMiBod blueMotion Cuddle Vibrator
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The brilliant app-controlled vibrator allows your partner to be in control of the vibrations from afar — just because you aren’t in the same room doesn’t mean the two of you can’t play a bit.

15. The Skweel Go
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This unusual device is aptly-named. The toy features a rotating wheel of petal-soft, tongue-like silicone tabs — which, when activated, are meant to recreate the sensations of oral sex. (*Fans self lightly*)

 

This article was originally published at TheBERRY. Reprinted with permission from the author.

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