The SEXY Dirty Talk He Goes Craaazy For, Based On His Zodiac Sign

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The kind of dirty talk that speaks to him based on his sign.
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Find out what drives him wiiiiiild.

While not everybody can get into dirty talk, those who like it really like it. When dirty talk is involved — not to excess but a healthy balance of it — it can enhance the sexual experience. Besides, wouldn't a completely silent sexual experience seem weird and even a bit uncomfortable?

Erotic communication helps us know what it is our partners want from us, and it allows us to communicate our needs, too. Dirty talk gives people permission to really let go and surrender to their deepest desires and fantasies; it can also heighten their sexual arousal.

"People very much enjoy dirty talking because it activates all the regions of your brain while your body is also getting stimulated," Daryl Cioffi, a specialist in couple's relationships, sex, and neuropsychology, told Medical Daily. "Similar areas of the brain are touched upon during dirty talk as when we curse. So, very often as your brain sees it, the dirtier the better."

It's fun to use explicit words and it's even more fun to feel like you're being bad or naughty. You can just let go of your insecurities and fully immerse yourself in the sexual act, even if you're not actually having sex. Without dirty talk and imagination, there'd be no sexting, phone sex, and cybersex.

What turns one person on may not work for another. Dirty talk can be very specific, and if you say the wrong thing you can ruin the mood. More than one orgasm has been preempted by the wrong dirty talk. So how can you make sure you're saying the right thing?

Since many of our likes and dislikes in our lives are influenced by our zodiac signs, it makes sense that the things we like and don't like sexually would be affected by our signs as well. What gets an Aries off may do the opposite for a Virgo.

It's a good idea to find out what sex phrase will really get your man going, according to his zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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Aries are straight-forward when it comes to sex, and that's exactly how they like their dirty talk. Go for the world's most evocative four-letter word and use it to describe what you want your Aries to do to you. And don't hold back.

"F*ck me. I love the way you f*ck me."

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
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It's in the details for Taurus; however, you still need to keep it real. The best bet is to go for a play-by-play, including as much detailed description as you can. For extra points, mention either their tongue, mouth or lips.

"I'm thinking of you licking me from my neck down to my p*ssy."

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
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Geminis love to fantasize, so feel free to let your imagination run wild. The best time for dirty talk and the Gemini, is actually the worst time. Pick the worst most inappropriate time (such as Thanksgiving dinner) and whisper to him...

"Take me into that closet, throw me against the door and screw my brains out."

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
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There are two things that a Cancer wants in their dirty talk: details, and you asking for approval along the way.

"Do you like it when I grab your throbbing c*ck and shove it in me? You like it when I'm on top, don't you?"

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
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Leos aren't just the king of the jungle — they're the king of the bedroom and they want you to worship them. Tell them all the time, not just when you're having sex, how incredibly hot they are.

"Oh God, look at your huge, beautiful c*ock. I'm getting so wet."

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
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Lascivious is the name of the game with Virgo, especially if it involves any lingerie that involves laces or ties.

"As I slowly unlace my corset, I feel your eyes on me and I know you're getting more and more excited."

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
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Libras aren't prudes — quite the opposite. But hardcore sex talk doesn't really do it for them. Keep it simple and sweet, knowing that it's what you don't say that can make the biggest impact.

"It feels amazing when you... oh yeah... like that..."

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
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Scorpios have no limits sexually, but you'll achieve maximum impact if you get to the point.

"I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip off all your clothes and f*ck you."

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
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Sagittarius are both artistic and philosophical when it comes to sex.

"I never thought I'd meet someone who gets me as excited as you. I practically orgasm when you kiss me."

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
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The key to unlocking Capricorn's more carnal side is by making them feel understood, and sex talk should focus on them.

"Oh, I've never felt anything like when you put the tip of your penis on my clit and rubbed it."

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
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You want to combine the pleasures of the mind and the body for an Aquarius? Be sure to tantalize and tease. A great way to get them going is to send them a smutty text or email.

"Tonight we're going to do what I want to do. It's a surprise, but blindfolds and handcuffs will be involved."

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
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Pisces love the world of their imagination, so nothing is too outrageous. Just remember that Pisces need to feel safe and cared for by their partner.

"You make me lose consciousness when you go down on me."

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One


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