Channel your inner Lorena Bobbitt and take a bite outta this!
Penis cakes, anyone?
As a hipster (I've got the big glasses, I live in Brooklyn, l'm just calling it like it is), I'm a huge fan of visiting different outdoor food festivals.
Since I'm in my 30s I prefer food festivals to music festivals because there's less of a chance I'll have to wait eight hours in line to pee in a plastic cell inexplicably covered in feces or talk down a stranger losing their mind on 'shrooms.
Also at food festivals, food is present and celebrated, not some sex-addicted guitar player who probably has not bathed in weeks. Always a plus.
That said in all my food festival excursions I have never stumbled across anything as awesome and WTF-worthy as the penis cakes on a stick produced by Yummy Hero at the 626 Night Market in California.
Yes, you heard me: Penis cakes.
These deep fried confections are served on a stick and covered with a squirt of white sugary icing on the tip.
Worried about taking a bite of this bad boy? Fret not, you'll be rewarded with an ooey gooey Nutella center. I cannot even.
I just had lunch and already I'm considering munching down on one of these fried dicks!
I may be an East coast girl, but I'm seriously considering hopping a flight to West "for work" so I can glut myself with these sticky sensations.
It's funny to be passionate about your job when your job is literally talking about penis cakes on the internet. Don't think I don't know how lucky I am, because I fully do.
Some folks were a bit shy about eating their penis cakes, others reveled in the opportunity to take a chomp.
The group shots of the penis cakes were my favorite.
There's something about the way they're all gathered together, they look like sleeping baby birds. It's like the morning after a dude-heavy orgy.
If you can't get yourself to CA and still find yourself with a hankering for penis that just won't quit, I got you.