If You Masturbate While Watching THIS, Money Goes To Charity

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You can now orgasm for the good of the whole damn world.

Oh, masturbation. Why are you so great? 

I think this virtually every single time I masturbate. Well, no, that's not even remotely true.

Usually what I'm thinking can't be shared on the sweet innocent webpages of YourTango -- which is saying something.

You'll have to find my top secret My Little Pony based slash fiction tumblr for that stuff. Note: this is a joke, though I'm sure what I have described absolutely exists though it is not helmed by yours truly. 

Masturbation is the ultimate self-indulgence. It's healthy and normal and GOOD for our sex lives, everybody do it, it burns calories!

All of that said, it's not exactly something often regarded as a noble pursuit, no matter what 13-year-old boys' perma-leaking sperm and dirty socks under the beds might have to say about it. 

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe when you masturbate you post about it proudly on Facebook, Twitter, or the social media webspace of your choice. But I'm probably not.

It's more likely that you fall into the orgasm shame spiral well-known to most Americans descended from hearty puritan stock

Two plucky college kids have decided to change all that. 

That's right, they're getting all Zuckerberg with masturbation

The two Stanford students (who are using aliases because, you know, the future) started a website called IJustCame.org

They decided to get into the website game after a night of drunken frat partying. Initially they wanted to create a site that was "like Tinder, but for lunch."

(That never came to fruition, probably because they said it out loud to another person one time.) 

The premise for the site they did invent is as simple as it is twisted:

Every time you watch one of the porn videos on their site, a penny will be donated to charity.

They have no way of proving that you masturbate while watching the videos, but I mean, let's not be naive about why people watch porn, shall we?

They've retooled masturbation as altruism!

There is a catch, however. You can only watch up two videos in a 24 hour period. For heavy masturbators, this simply will not do.

That will probably change once they get companies to back their donations instead of funding each wank session themselves. 

For now, all you charitably minded perverts will have to simply work IJustCame.org into your rotation rather than making it your one stop jerk-it shop. 

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