Shakespeare and Keats got NOTHING on these sickly-sweet quotes.
We've all gone through that period in our life where we're single and our best friend is not. Let's be honest, it can kinda suck.
Not because we wish we had someone too — well maybe — but more so because their love-obsessed relationship and boyfriend are ALL they want to talk about. Oh Brad this and Brad that. OMG I think he could be the one, he is just SOOOO cute and smart and nice and BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Then somehow you're always third wheeling, forced to listen to the way they talk to each other. You want to gag, tear your ears off and roll your eyes ... but you don't. You say nothing because you know that will be you one day (hopefully) and you're best friend will have her turn enduring it (HELLO, karma.)
Here are 18 quotes so cute you'll wish you had someone to say them to if you don't already.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
Ugh I hope there's a stampede.
"Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you." — Unknown
I hate math.
"If you were a triangle you'd be acute on." — Unknown
I hate reading and books- literature in general really.
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print." — Unknown
You should have stayed down.
"Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you." — Unknown
I'm actually ULTRA fine.
"You're like a Sharpie. Super fine." — Unknown
I think I'll survive.
"I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me." — Unknown
I'm allergic to nuts.
"You must be a Snickers because I'm satisfied." — Unknown
Actually I'm a cutecumber.
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple." — Unknown
I wouldn't melt for you.
"You make me melt like a hot fudge sundae." — Unknown
Careful that hot tea might spill- on you.
"Here you go, hot tea. Because that's what you are, a hottie." — Unknown
It's unlikely that they'll be smiling ALL the time.
"There comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life." — Unknown
I wish they hadn't.
"I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you." — Paulo Coelho
Maybe you should pick up some new hobbies.
"They asked him, how's your life? He smiled and answered, she is fine." — Unknown
The same can be said about a good pair of pants.
"It's amazing how one day someone walks into your life and you can't remember how you ever lived without them." — Unknown
Just twice? I think I'm worth more than that.
"When I count my blessings, I count you twice." — Unknown
Except when you're not.
"It's not that I'm horny all the time. It's just that you're always sexy." — Unknown
Ugh close the curtains.
"He broke down her wall without her even noticing. And when he rebuilt the walls, he added windows to let the sunshine in." — Unknown
Why couldn't I disaperar too?
"You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappers." — Unknown