10 Maya Rudolph Quotes That Prove She Keeps It Real At ALL Times

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Wise words from a kick-ass woman.

There's no doubt that Maya Rudolph has real comedic talent. From SNL to movies like Bridesmaidsthis woman knows how to make a person LOL. 


Seriously though. SPOILER ALERT for those who haven't seen Bridesmaids yet (I say YET because it should be a priority on your to do list). 

Who can say that they didn't almost pee their pants laughing after watching what happens at the bridal store after lunch? It's the funniest and most memorable scene in the movie because it's so REAL, and apparently it wasn't even in the original script

In her career as a comedian/actress she has played quite a few different people, but none realer than herself.

Here are 10 hilarious and real quotes that prove Maya Rudolph knows a thing or two:


If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.

On feeling beautiful.
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"I don't look my best when I wake up. But, I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne." — Maya Rudolph

On the rule of improv.
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"In improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as, yes and." — Maya Rudolph

On the kind of person that sucks.
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"I think that people who don't like kids are awful people."  Maya Rudolph

On what it's like to miss someone.
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"There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this."  Maya Rudolph

On parenting expectations.
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"It's funny when you think back on the parent you thought you would be before you had kids and how you judge other parents. Then you give in to the reality of it and just wing it."  Maya Rudolph

On what it's like to lose a mother.
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"To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away."  Maya Rudolph

On being funny.
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"I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing sexier than a funny lady."  Maya Rudolph

On being beautiful in your own skin.
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"I feel beautiful when I'm just resting. I think that's really when you get a chance to sink into your own skin."  Maya Rudolph

On how to live life.
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"Hold onto your old friends. Kiss your mama. Admit what your dreams are."  Maya Rudolph

On the power of writing
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"I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write."  Maya Rudolph





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