The stars know how you get high.
We know that the zodiac signs that we're born under are hugely influential in our personalities and behaviors. In an article on Weedhorn, writer, father, and avid marijuana smoker Petey Wheatstraw, aka Charles Stevens, says that the stars can actually have an impact on the type of weed smoker we are.
What kind of smoker are you?
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries has an incredible amount of energy. They're constantly moving, either with work projects or fun adventures for play. Aries needs the strongest weed possible and they're going to smoke it until they fall asleep. Marijuana also helps you to relax and have easier, more intense orgasms. That's a big plus for Aries.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taureans are lovely, reliable, stable people ... unless they're smoking pot. Then, Wheatstraw says, "They're likely to bogart the blunt, spill the bong water, or spit in your mouth when they're trying to give you half-assed shotgun." Since Taureans love food and love to eat, maybe an edible would be a better fit, because no one wants to clean up spilled bong water.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Geminis love a good party. When they smoke, they get pretty wasted, but that doesn't stop them from talking non-stop or coming up with hilarious one-liners. They can get a little carried away with the conversing and it might drive you a little insane. Remember: Geminis mean well, they just have so many ideas in their big brains and a little smoke makes them all come tumbling out.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancers have a lot of feelings and they need to work through those feelings, especially when they're smoking pot. "Consume cannabis with Cancer and you'll be fielding phone calls, text messages and smoke signals at all hours as they go about processing their feelings with you," Wheatstraw says. "Cancers always have to process their feelings with you." If you're with a weed-smoking Cancer, be patient, use your listening skills, and be ready to give a lot of hugs.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
When Leos are in the mood for a smoke, they have a voracious appetite for it. They also love to be around friends when smoking pot, and will laugh and be silly with everyone. However, if a Leo senses that someone isn't respecting or is talking sh*t about them, they can get mean fast. Generally, Leos will come through for you if you're in a pinch, and they won't pass out in your living room and overstay their welcome.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgos are sensitive and careful, and even more so when it comes to their cannabis intake, especially as they get older. They will likely partake in small doses via a vape pen or an edible. Because Virgos are so focused and organized, it's not uncommon for them to run a medical marijuana business.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libras are the best people to smoke with because they'll look out for you and won't let things get out of hand. They'll slow you down if you're acting freaky, and may even tell you to put the blunt down and just chill if they get worried when you start on your alien conspiracy theories.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpios are passionate, focused, loyal, and those emotions can sometimes translate to intense physicality. They love to use their bodies and it's no difference when they're high. The intensity level gets higher, if that's even possible.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
If you smoke with a Sagittarius, be prepared for an adventure. They may take you somewhere to get higher quality sh*t, or just take a walk around the block which will turn into a walk around the city. Smoking pot doesn't slow them down or make them mellow; it just makes them want to go somewhere.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorns generally don't gravitate to smoking pot; they don't enjoy being out of control. On the rare occasion that they do smoke weed, it's very pleasant and low-key like at a beach party or music event.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarians are known to be deep thinkers and marijuana just deepens those thoughts. When an Aquarian is smoking weed, they'll contemplate and analyze everything from huge philosophical theories to how hummingbirds make their sound. Aquarians smoke to feel pleasant, not to feel completely wasted.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces are creative and compassionate people, and if you're a Pisces and you smoke pot, there's an excellent chance that you're a vegan, into clean eating, and give off a hippie vibe. Wheatstraw says, "Pisces can be wise, spiritual individuals, like the hash smoking Sadhus or prayer-centric Rastafarian. Smoking can bring forth auspicious moments of clarity, insight, and spiritual rebirth. Pisces can also get really, really stupid high and be that friend you stop hanging with because they just can't handle their weed."