Have a dick of a good time.
If you're throwing a dick-themed party (in this day and age, anything is possible), you have to have the right stuff.
What's the reason for throwing a dick-themed party? It can be for a variety of reasons. Maybe you're getting married and you want your Bachelorette party to stand out from the typical kind of party. Or maybe you just dumped your cheating dick of an ex-boyfriend and you want to celebrate with your girls. Or maybe it's for no reason at all and you just felt like it.
Either way, you have to have treats for your guests. You can go with the usual chips, nachos and dip, but those can get boring pretty fast. You want your party to stand out, don't you?
Home-made goodies are always a good bet when it comes to great party treats. And these penis-shaped cookie cutters are exactly what you need! Check these out:
Aren't they adorable?
There's so much you can do with these penis-shaped cookie cutters. Have a baking party with your girls and get creative with all types of cookies: chocolate chip, oatmeal, and maybe even Oreo. If you want, you can even have your guests frost the little willies to their heart's content with their favorite frosting, or just leave them as they are.
You can get these babies on Amazon: a set of three for $10.49! And you get three sizes: small, medium, and MAGNUM (yes, Amazon even has it in capital letters).
"Great for Bachelorette parties, these dick-shaped cookie cutters will bring the party to life!" says the product description. We're sure they do! And if you really want to go all out, add a penis-shaped pinata and a cake. Your guests are sure to have a grand time.