Zodiac

The Thing That Really Gets On Your Nerves, According To Your Zodiac

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What Works Your Last Nerve, According To Your Zodiac Sign

No matter how chill you might be, there are some things that just bug the crap out of you. I have a long list of things that annoy me, like people who talk down to me or drivers who don't signal and then turn anyway.

Some of the things that annoy us are very specific to us as individuals and other things have a tendency to irritate people of the same sign. Writer Marie Cyprien of Puckermob knows exactly what gets on your nerves according to your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

People who take forever to get things done annoy Aries. Aries like to get things done quickly and on time, and they have no patience for someone who takes it slow. What's worse than a slow mover to an Aries? A person that the Aries asked to do something but never did it. 

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Want to irritate a Taurean? Mix up their routine and see the steam of annoyance come out of their ears. When something changes suddenly or is constantly in a state of change, the Taurus isn't just annoyed — they're unnerved. They like things consistent and stable.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Chances are if something is boring a Gemini, they're annoyed. It doesn't matter if it's a person they're talking to or a situation like having to wait hours in the DMV, the Gemini is a ball of annoyance. They crave excitement and stimulation, and when something or someone is dull, Gemini is out.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Close-talkers annoy Cancers as they can't stand having their personal space invaded, and that can include being up close to them physically or dropping by their house without calling first. Cancers don't have an open door policy.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

What annoys a Leo more than someone trying to hog the limelight? Answer: the silent treatment. If you get into a fight with a Leo and then stop talking to them, it drives them insane.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgos have a very low tolerance for assh*les. If you're being a jerk and are rude for no reason, Virgos want nothing to do with you. Virgos pride themselves on being polite and having good manners, and when other people don't it's just wrong.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

One of the most annoying qualities a person can have is incompetence, at least according to a Libra. When someone sucks at their job and makes all kinds of mistakes, it can irritate a Libra into losing their natural cool.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

To say that lying annoys a Scorpio is putting it mildly. Their motto is "No bullsh*t." Scorpios may come off as blunt sometimes but it's only because they prize honesty so much. If you tell a white lie to a Scorpio, they're annoyed; if you tell a major lie, they're enraged.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarians can't stand being boxed in. They're the opposite of the Taureans, as they need change and excitement and nothing would annoy them more than being in a dead-end job — even if it was just temporary.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

People who are too needy really bug Capricorns. Capricorns are well-known for their independence and can't fathom why someone would choose to be clingy. Yuck. If you're involved with a Capricorn, latch on and see what happens. You'll go directly to Annoyance City, that's what will happen.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Stupidity + Aquarius = big time irritation. Aquarians can't stand ignorance or people who play dumb for any reason. An Aquarian gets highly irritated when someone should know something and they don't. 

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

There are two things that bug Pisces the most: criticism and people who don't understand them. Pisces are creative, dreamy people and when they're not just misunderstood but called out for it, that frustrates them greatly.