15 Examples Of Women Using Pickup Lines Like Guys (CRINGE!)
Prepare to feel awkward.
weheartit Pretty much every woman has a fun story about how some random guy at a bar came up and told some cheesy pickup line.
Sometimes they're cute about it, and you end up getting married. But more often they're hella dirty and you end up throwing a drink in their face (or fantasizing about it). Either way, you get a good story out of it.
But what would happen if the roles were reversed? Guys were out at bars, having bro night and minding their own business, when some girl walked up and starting commenting on his manhood. Would the guys be flattered? Weirded out? Offended?
The only way we'll ever truly know is if we put the experiment to the test. For those brave female souls out there willing to try, we've complied some of the best material from the internet for you to use:
1. "I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off."
2. "What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long."
3. "I'm not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match."
4. " Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong."
5. "Hi. I have a vagina."
6. "Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"
7. "l know why they call it a beaver, because I'm dying for some wood."
8. "I don't feel so food. I think I need a shot of penis-illin."
9. "Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?"
10: "Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes."
11. "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious."
12. "You've been a bad boy. Go to my room."
13. "That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too."
14. "Baby, you be the tree, and I'll wrap you around like a koala bear."
15. "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? Because have sex with me."
