27 Times This BADA$$ Lady Said EXACTLY What You Were Thinking

Quotes From Single Mom Diaries
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This woman slays ...

You don't have to be single OR a mom to recognize some funny quotes when you see them. 

Since I first came across the Facebook page Single Mom Diaries, I've had to restrain myself regularly from checking in on the semi-anonymous author's sharp, brilliant, and freaking hilarious one-liners too often, lest I find myself still scrolling and peeing my pants past some annoying deadline or another.

Being the generous soul I am, I have therefore captured for you here 27 of the best-of-the-best quotes from this divorced L.A. mom of three awesome boys.

Believe, it was not easy picking.

About the quest to find a good man.
Finding a good man
About married girlfriends complaining about their husbands' wanting sex.
sex object
About kids who just won't flush.
boys don't flust
About dining out with kiddos.
kids eat free
About being a hypocrite.
hair pulling
About people who've never been married.
Never married
About what you can and can't make someone else feel.
want to you
About sexting.
About minding your Google manners.
google stalking
About the deeper meanings of emojis.
About Siri.
About the honest mouths of babes.
About relationship dynamics.
who wears the pants
About understanding men.
what does he want
About texting fails.
About parenting wins.
phone to kids
About getting crafty.
rainbow loom
About general badassery.
About latent sibling rivalry.
sibling rivalry
About bringing sexy back.
oreos in bed
About parenting wins - FOR REAL.
rain jedi
About communicating with your kids.
how was your day
About going with the flow.
boys will be boys
About alternative perspectives.
dance like no ones watching
About dick pics.
dick pics
About trust.
trust issues
About straight-up wisdom.
sex tips



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