X-Rated Easter Bunnies Will Deliver Sex Toys To Your Door (REALLY!)

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The Easter tradition you've been waiting for.

Warning: you probably shouldn't hire these guys for your family Easter brunch. 

Gone are days of cute baskets filled with chocolate eggs and yellow Peeps. We're adults now, meaning every formerly innocent childhood tradition has been recreated through naughty eyes. And even the Easter Bunny can't be saved. 


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This past week, Hot Octopuss, an award-wining sex toy brand, started a new Easter tradition guaranteed to make your neighbors very uncomfortable. Now, you can have the PULSE II DUO — the latest edition of the world's first Guybrator — disguised as an innocent egg and delivered in person by the Hot Octopuss Easter Bunnies.

I can't think of the right word to describe them, but it's not "adorable." 


Hot Ocotpuss

If your first reaction to this news is "Why, why, WHY," then let's let the brand's co-founder explain their reasoning for this delivery service: 

“If you’re looking to really get the holiday weekend off to a bang then forget these fake aphrodisiacs and get involved in the real deal," said Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder and PULSE designer. "The new bunnies on the block are laden with sweet treats and on a mission to add a spring and a hop into the sex lives of Americans. Happy Easter all.”

The "fake aphrodisiacs" Lewis refers to are the chocolates we're so found of eating around this time of year. They may not increase your sex drive, but at least you don't have to explain chocolates to your mom. 

Though the brand's mission to reduce the stigma around sex toys and advocate the health benefits of masturbation is built with good intentions, the delivery of an Easter-themed vibrator to your boyfriend's front door is obviously not for everybody. 

But for the people who are into leather-clad bunnies, there probably couldn't be a better gift. Right?!


Hot Octopuss

Sadly, you'll only be able to experience what is sure to be a roller coaster of emotions if you live in Manhattan. The Hot Octopuss Easter bunnies and their magical eggs are limited edition and were delivered on Friday March 25th, 2016. But there's always next year! 

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