The Sex Toy For Men That Improves Masturbation Orgasms

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Why Every Man Should Own A Portable Vagina
Sex

Man's best friend.

Every man in the world should try a sex toy during solo sex time.

"Male masturbators" as they are so clinically known, come in a few varieties but the basic principle is the same: it resembles a vagina and it feels good when you put your penis in it. You can get small ones that are just jelly tubes that you lubricate, or you can get ones that are slightly bigger and have some of the characteristics of an actual vagina.

My opinion: Spend the extra money for one that's more like a vagina. You can even get one that's modeled after a porn star if that strikes your fancy. The main point here is to have it look a little bit like what you're pretending to have sex with.

You're also going to want to ensure portability and easy storage, so here's a simple rule: If you can fit it in a shoebox, you're good to go.

Now, here's the best part of these magical devices. They feel FANTASTIC! Seriously, I know several people who own one ranging from young-ish (and single) to older (and happily married). The response to the male masturbators is universally enthusiastic.

Even better? They're so realistic in terms of how it stimulates you that you can get creative and use them to practice your technique, experiment with your tempo and thrust, or even use it as a training ground if you find you're crossing the finish line too far ahead of the other participants.

For maximum versatility and enjoyment, get one with a variable suction feature. This maximizes the fantasy aspect, as you can imagine yourself in myriad situations.

Things a little dull under the covers? Bring it into the bedroom with your partner and get one step closer to that threesome you've talked about. Single and/or in the midst of an epic dry spell? No problem, male masturbator to the rescue!

Going on a business trip? It's portable and fits easily in any piece of luggage, has no metal or moving pieces, and doesn't require batteries. If airport security gives you any funny looks as your carry-on goes through the X-ray machine, just smile and say, "Best. Invention. Ever."

The only model I can in good conscience recommend is the one I use, the Fleshlight Vortex.

Fleshlight leads the charge in male masturbators and has quite the selection. There are all sorts of models available to meet the needs and desires of even the most discerning masturbator. 

Finally, you're going to want to give your new best friend with benefits a name. Mine is "Lightning," dubbed thusly due to the fact that if I wanted to, it could make me orgasm as quick as a flash. Just remember to pick a name you will be comfortable with, because you're going to be spending a lot of time together. 

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