26 Quotes That Freakishly NAIL Every Crazy Thing About Your Life

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We see you nodding your head ...

This collection of uber-shareable quotes pretty much sums up all aspects of your life. (At least these are some of the quotes our Facebook fans have related to most!) Enjoy!

When people need to seriously respect your skills ...
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Bossy Quote

"I'm not bossy! I have skills...leadership skills! Understand?" 

When you're feeling a little feisty ...
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Signs Quote

"Who the signs are most likely to kill" 

When you're dealing with anxiety ...
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Depression quote

"Depression is when you don't really care about anything, anxiety is when you care too much about everything, and having both is just like hell." 

When family is just too much ...
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Drunk Quote

"Holiday drinking game: take a shot every time a relative says something rude." 

When you get a special kiss ...
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Kiss Quote

"One kiss on the forehead is much sweeter than a thousand kisses on the lips. No lust, but full of love and respect." 

When your kids are too much ...
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Parenting Quote

"Parenthood is whispering "for fuck's sake" before answering to your name." 

When you feel like an asshole ...
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Sign Two Quote

"How much of an asshole is your sign?"

When you stop caring ...
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Feelings Quote

"I love hard, so my feelings die slow. But once I stop caring, you'll never get that back." 

When you love someone who's not "the one ..."
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Love Quote

"You will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die." 

When you can't walk in heels ...
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Heels quote

"Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf." 

When you're making changes ...
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Sorry Quote

"I'm making changes in my life so if you don't hear from me then you are one of them." 

When you're looking for a true gentleman ...
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Gentleman Quote

"Only a true gentleman knows..."

When you love your best friend ...
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Best Friend Quote

"You're my best friend, my human diary and my other half." 

When you're worried about being single ...
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Madonna Quote

"Relax, your boyfriend hasn't been born yet." 

When Aunt Flo comes to town ...
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Uterus Quote

"I failed to conceive a child this month." 

When you start to wonder ...
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Eyes Quote

"I wonder what I look like in your eyes." 

When you feel betrayed ...
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Bra Quote

"That feeling of betrayal..."

When you're tough image doesn't matter ...
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Toy Phone

"When a 2-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it."

When there comes a point ...
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Enough Quote

"Is that your problem, or theirs?"

When you're in a bad mood ...
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Bad Mood Quote

"Bitch I might be."

When someone asks you what your favorite color is ...
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Black Quote

"Black, dark black, pitch black..."

When someone kisses your neck ...
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Neck Quote

"I'm not responsible for what happens next..."

When Pretty Little Liars is too real ...
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PLL Quote

"April 3rd, 2064."

When you know what kind of relationship you want ...
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Relationship Quote

"Damn they're still together?"

When you want a man to respect you ...
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Respect Quote

"Give him something to respect."

When you see someone pour a glass of wine ...
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Wine Quote

"I think it's you." 


If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.



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