We see you nodding your head ...
"I'm not bossy! I have skills...leadership skills! Understand?"
"Who the signs are most likely to kill"
"Depression is when you don't really care about anything, anxiety is when you care too much about everything, and having both is just like hell."
"Holiday drinking game: take a shot every time a relative says something rude."
"One kiss on the forehead is much sweeter than a thousand kisses on the lips. No lust, but full of love and respect."
"Parenthood is whispering "for fuck's sake" before answering to your name."
"How much of an asshole is your sign?"
"I love hard, so my feelings die slow. But once I stop caring, you'll never get that back."
"You will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die."
"Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf."
"I'm making changes in my life so if you don't hear from me then you are one of them."
"Only a true gentleman knows..."
"You're my best friend, my human diary and my other half."
"Relax, your boyfriend hasn't been born yet."
"I failed to conceive a child this month."
"I wonder what I look like in your eyes."
"That feeling of betrayal..."
"When a 2-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it."
"Is that your problem, or theirs?"
"Bitch I might be."
"Black, dark black, pitch black..."
"I'm not responsible for what happens next..."
"April 3rd, 2064."
"Damn they're still together?"
"Give him something to respect."
"I think it's you."
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