26 Quotes That Freakishly NAIL Every Crazy Thing About Your Life
We see you nodding your head ...
This collection of uber-shareable quotes pretty much sums up all aspects of your life. (At least these are some of the quotes our Facebook fans have related to most!) Enjoy!
1When people need to seriously respect your skills ...
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"I'm not bossy! I have skills...leadership skills! Understand?"
2When you're feeling a little feisty ...
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"Who the signs are most likely to kill"
3When you're dealing with anxiety ...
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"Depression is when you don't really care about anything, anxiety is when you care too much about everything, and having both is just like hell."
4When family is just too much ...
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"Holiday drinking game: take a shot every time a relative says something rude."
5When you get a special kiss ...
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"One kiss on the forehead is much sweeter than a thousand kisses on the lips. No lust, but full of love and respect."
6When your kids are too much ...
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"Parenthood is whispering "for fuck's sake" before answering to your name."
7When you feel like an asshole ...
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"How much of an asshole is your sign?"
8When you stop caring ...
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"I love hard, so my feelings die slow. But once I stop caring, you'll never get that back."
9When you love someone who's not "the one ..."
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"You will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die."
10When you can't walk in heels ...
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"Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf."
11When you're making changes ...
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"I'm making changes in my life so if you don't hear from me then you are one of them."
12When you're looking for a true gentleman ...
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"Only a true gentleman knows..."
13When you love your best friend ...
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"You're my best friend, my human diary and my other half."
14When you're worried about being single ...
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"Relax, your boyfriend hasn't been born yet."
15When Aunt Flo comes to town ...
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"I failed to conceive a child this month."
16When you start to wonder ...
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"I wonder what I look like in your eyes."
17When you feel betrayed ...
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"That feeling of betrayal..."
18When you're tough image doesn't matter ...
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"When a 2-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it."
19When there comes a point ...
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"Is that your problem, or theirs?"
20When you're in a bad mood ...
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"Bitch I might be."
21When someone asks you what your favorite color is ...
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"Black, dark black, pitch black..."
22When someone kisses your neck ...
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"I'm not responsible for what happens next..."
23When Pretty Little Liars is too real ...
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"April 3rd, 2064."
24When you know what kind of relationship you want ...
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"Damn they're still together?"
25When you want a man to respect you ...
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"Give him something to respect."
26When you see someone pour a glass of wine ...
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"I think it's you."
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.