Which Miley Cyrus Song You Are, Based On Your Monday Horoscope

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Free daily horoscope for Monday, December 14.

Everyone knows who Miley Cyrus is (if you don't, stop lying). You've probably even heard a few of her songs, or played them on repeat nonstop for months on end (we don't judge). Take your love for the tattedtongue-out twerking queen to the next level by finding out which of her songs suits you best, all based on your free daily horoscope for Monday, December 14.

Sagittarius: Birthday parties, holiday parties, date nights — oh my! Your social calendar is full, but now that it’s Monday it’s time to buckle down and get some work done. Don’t worry, the work day is only 8 hours, so once that clock strikes 5 you’re free to hit happy hour. Try to keep a curfew though — there are still 4 more days left in the work week.

Sagittarius as Miley Cyrus: Can't Be Tamed

Capricorn: It’s time to take it down a notch. Things have been bustling for you, in both your personal and professional lives. Too much of a good thing isn’t always great, though. Ease into the week. We know you like to burn the midnight oil, but today it’s better to just simmer (don’t worry, you can sizzle later).

Capricorn as Miley Cyrus: The Climb

Aquarius: You were quite the host this weekend, but today you need to focus on yourself. Plan some down time. Read a book, enjoy a cup of tea, meditate — whatever calm activity you enjoy. Your friends and family will still be there when you’re done.

Aquarius as Miley Cyrus: On My Own

Pisces: You’ve been running at full speed. It’s starting to tire you out, but let the progress and attention you’re achieving be your motivation to keep it up. Today is another lucky day — huzzah! But seriously, don’t forget to get some beauty sleep. You want those designer bags in your closet, not under your eyes.

Pisces as Miley Cyrus: We Can't Stop

Aries: We know you woke up hoping it wouldn’t be Monday, but unfortunately you can’t skip out. Mondays suck, especially when all you want to do is get more traveling and holiday shopping done. Look at it this way: you wouldn’t be able to afford those amazing things without the job you need to wake up for on Monday mornings, so embrace it!

Aries as Miley Cyrus: Someone Else

Taurus: You’re so over this Monday already and it’s barely begun. Keep pushing through it. Hit the gym today instead of happy hour — you have a lot of stress to work off.

Taurus as Miley Cyrus: Wrecking Ball

Gemini: You love the holiday season, and it shows by the way you’ve been at every social event on your calendar. Where do you get the energy? Not saying you need to turn down any invitations, but it wouldn’t hurt to take one night for yourself. Your body needs more than egg nog and bar food to survive, so go green tonight — the wine and cheese will be there tomorrow.

Gemini as Miley Cyrus: Party In The USA

Cancer: Something’s heavy on your mind. Instead of daydreaming, figure out how to turn your dreams into real goals. Whether it’s a new fitness plan or career opportunity, there’s no time like the present to turn your dreams into reality.

Cancer as Miley Cyrus: Hands In The Air

Leo: Your patience level is at total zero today. You have no time for anyone’s sh*t, but don’t let it go to you. You don’t want to get on anyone’s bad side today, especially not at work. That’ll make for an awkward rest of the week, dontcha think?

Leo as Miley Cyrus: FU

Virgo: You’re all about those motivational Instagram posts as of late, and following tons of inspiring people. You’re headed for the top — keep it up. You’re laying down the groundwork for a great New Year's resolution (that you might actually keep this time).

Virgo as Miley Cyrus: Do My Thang

Libra: You were up way before your alarm even had the chance to go off today. You’re ahead of the game, a ball of energy with no sign of the Monday blues. Get to work — you’re bound to impress today.

Libra as Miley Cyrus: SMS (Bangerz)

Scorpio: Is it payday, or are you just lucky? The cash is flowing today. All the time you’re spending focusing on you is paying off (literally). Don’t forget to save some of it, though. You’ll need it once the holiday season is over.

Scorpio as Miley Cyrus: Love Money Party



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