4 Things That Aren't Going To Make Your Kid A Better Person (So Relax)

These things are not going to help your child end up being a good person.

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Last updated on Sep 04, 2023

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By Darla Halyk

We as parents are given copious amounts of responsibility when the nurse hands our baby to us in the delivery room. It’s like: "Here you go. Hold this little human being (that you know nothing about) and keep it alive, okay, got it?"

Somehow we do; we keep them alive and do everything we can to raise them to the best of our ability. But that doesn't mean we don't carry an intense fear of messing them up. Parental guilt washes over us the moment that baby screams its way into our unprepared arms.

Again, we power through and do all we can to raise our precious urine-, puke- and poop-filled bundles of joy. With the hope that they become happy adults (and eventually get out of our house.)

I am not the first, and certainly not the last Mom to watch my children become grown-ups.

Hopefully, they mature into self-sufficient adults who are eternally grateful for my many years of parenting — which has always been my goal as a mother. Oh, yes, and to keep these stretchmark-makers alive.

But now I am raising two strong-willed, intelligent, mindful teenagers whom I have the pleasure of watching develop and learn to become their own people. And by the pleasure I mean, when did they begin talking back so much? I should never have taught them freedom of speech. I jest.

I have tried my best to raise my walking and talking hormonal refugees to have a voice and to stand up for what they believe in, as well as to be fair and humane.

It's insane to me that they are navigating the world based on how I raised them. It's an overwhelming concept. One I have not taken lightly, and one that scares me to death.

These two kids are taking a piece of me out into the world; they are basing their morals, standards, and values on what I have taught them. Scary, no? Yes, but truly the most important part of my parenting journey thus far (oh, yes, and I reiterate, keeping them alive.).

It is something that has taken me many parenting years to realize. Oh, yeah, and my son said to me the other day, "Rayne told me she is a better person because you breastfed her and not me."

Insert sound of screeching tires, a needle being scratched off a vinyl record, or whatever your "What the heck?" sound is.

Without getting into the semantics of that conversation (in which I sat both my children down and explained drinking breastmilk does not make someone a better person), I came to realize what really does matter when raising a child. Funnily enough, it wasn't that I breastfed or bottle-fed, but that I simply did to keep them alive.

Here are 4 things that aren't gonna make your kid a better person:

1. Cloth diapers

When my son was born, I was bent on using cloth diapers. Not the fancy cloth diapers they sell or deliver to you now. I am talking CLOTH diapers with that huge pin. The pin you had to navigate sticking into the diaper and not your squirming worm-like child. Yes, the pin had a cute little duck on the end of it, but it didn't take away from the sharp syringe-like needle you were pointing in the direction of your baby's belly button.

Once you finally pinned the diaper — and not your kid — you had to put him in rubber pants. Yup, rubber pants that either constricted your fat-legged baby to the point of ischemia or leaked so badly you were cleaning the poop out of anything this child went near.

Cloth diapers did not make my child a better person.

2. Breastfeeding

Hot topic, this I know, but not one that will make your child a good human being.

Before I am burned at the stake in a Salem Witch-type manner, please know that I breastfed my daughter for 11 glorious months until she weaned herself directly to a cup. My daughter wouldn't take a bottle no matter how hard I tried.

However, my son — poor guy — had a hard time latching on to my engorged beach-ball-like breasts. After three, long, painful months, I got mastitis and could no longer breastfeed. My son was bottle-fed from that moment on.

And with the honesty of Mother Theresa, I will tell you this: My daughter was a difficult child, but not a bad human being. So I say with great certainty, that breastfeeding is good for your baby, and it will most definitely keep them alive, but so will bottle feeding. Neither of these will make them a better human being in the long run.

3. Organic homemade food

I did it, and I wouldn't change a thing. Every week I had organic vegetables delivered to my door. I spent hours upon hours filtering peas through a metal strainer, because there was no such thing as the baby bullet. I cooked free-range chicken for hours to ensure a mushy consistency; eventually, I even learned to create a baby cereal recipe of my own — all-natural, pesticide-free. I was a regular Martha Stewart, at one point cultivating my own apple juice.

My kids ate and still do eat very well. That doesn't mean I didn't fight tooth and nail to get them to eat some days. Of course, I did. Toddlers are little food-fighting jerks. Are my kids healthier for it? I don’t know, but I do know they are not better human beings because of it.

4. Sleeping, co-sleeping, or anything to do with sleeping

My son was close to 18 months old, and I was rocking that 34-pound child to sleep every night (on the plus side: strong arms.) My daughter fell asleep on her own from the moment she came home from the hospital. Staying asleep for her, an entirely different animal. She would sleep for two hours at the most, and when she did, it was in my bed. My son would not come into my bed even if he thought the house was on fire.