She graduated from high school 4 months ago.
In case you were keeping score, Scott Disick is a man who's a household name for being the former boyfriend of a sister of a woman famous for performing fellatio on a D-list R&B singer. God bless America?
Now Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's ex and daddy to Mason (5), Penelope (3), and Reign (9 months), has been spotted carousing with a woman whom Jared Fogel might refer to as "elderly" — 18-year-old Lindsay Vrckovnik.
Photo: Hollywood Life
Obviously, a 32-year-old father of three dating an 18-year-old raises a few eyebrows (and possibly screams mid-life crisis). The 'half your age plus seven' rule says Disick shouldn't date anyone younger than 23, which is probably why this feels a little creepy. However, true love often knows no bounds, so we'll reserve judgment ... for now.
So, while Disick does his best Tyga impression, here's the low-down on the new woman in his life:
1. She's an 18-year-old student at Parson's School of Design in New York City.
According to Perez Hilton, Vrckovnik is studying photography and painting. Luckily, she may have an inside track to Kim, who can certainly provide her pointers about how being on camera can help your career.
We do find the idea of a 32-year-old Disick occasionally sleeping over in her dorm oddly adorable. Now we just have to wait for the paparazzi shots of the new couple down at the campus dining hall.
2. She graduated from high school 4 months ago.
Yes. Really. She was just pictured chilling at her prom.
3. She's into feminism.
In an interview, she said: "I hate to sound very cliché Petra Collins/Tavi Gevinson and the whole Rookie 'feminist art' movement, but no one represents young women better than young women themselves ... I think females are very complex beings that are too often dumbed down in the average representation that society delivers of us. So I like my work to focus on that complexity and depth of feeling rather than their physical attractiveness."
4. She's a Canadian model.
Although her last name might lead you to believe Lindsay Vrckovnik is a Bond villain from a nondescript Eastern European country, she's actually from Canada (America's hat) — Toronto to be exact.
Check out the video below to see her posing wistfully in various articles of clothing you can probably purchase: