UMMM: You Won't Believe What This Woman Got Stuck In Her Vagina

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Just when you thought you were safe.

Cat ladies, beware: you can actually get a hairball stuck in your vagina.

This scene out of horror movies was brought into reality when Michelle Barrow wrote about the moment her OB-GYN pulled a hairball out of her vagina in XO Jane's "It Happened to Me" column. 

You can imagine the reaction Brown had when her OB/GYN pulled out the hairball: "HOLY SH*T THAT IS CAT HAIR THERE HAS BEEN A BALL OF CAT HAIR INSIDE ME FOR A MONTH THAT IS CAT HAIR AND IT WAS IN MY VAGINA A HAIRBALL HAS BEEN CAUSING MY DISCOMFORT HOLY SH*T!"

Later on, Brown sat down with The Cut for an interview and described exactly what she felt: "I know it wasn't a tampon because: (1) I know for a fact that I removed both of them, and (2) It was big enough that it would have been at least half a tampon, which I would've noticed when I removed it."

If this didn't make you cross your legs tight enough already, Barrow believes that this hairball gathered inside her during sex.

Being a cat lover, and like any general pet enthusiast, she allows her cats in the bed with her. It's possible that any hair that fell off her cats and landed in her bed could've entered her, along with any sheet fibers, during sex.

So, all you ladies out there who love your furry cat friends, make sure the bed sheets are changed before having a nice romp.

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