15 Reactions ALL Adults Had To The Louis Tomlinson Baby News

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Louis Tomlinson of One Direction in the "Night Changes" music video

Even grownups can freak out a little.

Louis Tomlinson of One Direction was rumored to have knocked a gal up — and the rumors are true. The least-talented vocalist of the world's biggest boy band launched a British invasion into the uterus of one Briana Jungwirth, 23, who he dated in May. Tomlinson, also 23, split with his longtime girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, in March.

From the sounds of it, Tomlinson wasn't expecting his quasi-relationship with Jungwirth to take such a serious turn. 

"Louis and Briana care about each other very much and have spent a lot of time together privately over the last few months," a mutual pal told PEOPLE of the pair, who are no longer dating. "They are both really happy and although they aren't in a relationship, their friendship is extremely strong and they are both really excited about the baby. It's early days and Briana and the baby's health are the most important things right now ... Briana is a really lovely girl; she's absolutely not interested in Louis’ fame. She's very private and most of the time they spend together is out of the public eye, just hanging out with their friends."

Just think: All that money still somehow couldn't buy condoms. Oh well. In any case, here are the average adult woman's reactions to the Louis Tomlinson baby news. Mazel tov, kids.

So a rich, tween-demographic pop star with legendary hair is rumored to be having a kid? This sounds familiar, doesn't it?
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Justin Bieber winking on "Entertainment Tonight"
Seriously, this guy confirmed it? Really? Before the kid was even born?
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One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson acting surprised
Wait, Louis Tomlinson is gonna be a dad? From One Direction? Seriously?!
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Louis Tomlinson of One Direction
Wait, which one is he again?
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Louis Tomlinson of One Direction in an interview
So not the jerk who left, right?
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Zayn Malik of One Direction
And not the blond guy, right?
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Niall Horan of One Direction in the "Live While We're Young" music video
And not that other one, right?
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Liam Payne of One Direction
For the love of God, he's not the hot one, is he?
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Harry Styles of One Direction saying no
Wait, wasn't he rumored to be secretly dating the hot one?
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Larry Stylinson (Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction)
So he's not gay then, right?
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Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Liam Payne of One Direction giving an interview
Oh, it's that one. With the hair. Like, not Harry, the other one.
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Louis Tomlinson of One Direction hair
Wait, isn't he like, 12?
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One Direction Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles
Wait, he's 23? Hmmm ...
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Louis Tomlinson shirtless in the One Direction "Kiss You" music video
Oh, so this isn't as creepy as we thought, right?
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Louis Tomlinson of One Direction pelvic thrust
Oh, whatever. As long as it's not Harry Styles.
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Harry Styles of One Direction giving a thumbs up sign



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