Brilliant New Underwear Line Eliminates Camel Toe FOREVER

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Camel No
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Go on. Rock those tight pants, girl.

There's nothing that makes you feel exposed like a camel toe. It's uncomfortable and an eye sore. So, will there ever be a saving grace for women suffering from this plague? Yes!

A new design for Seamless Thread called Camel No makes sure you won't be digging for wedgies any longer, with the help of silicone. The underwear runs between between $28 and $30.

"Women don't want to address their camel toes and think if you have a camel toe then you must have a huge vagina and that's not it," Maggie Han, founder of Camel No, tells Mashable. "I want to motivate women to wear everything in their closet and not have to fidget and fuss over it and be self-conscious."

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So, how does it all work?

Camel No underwear comes with a flexible silicone liner to protect you from showing the goods. The rest of the underwear is made of polyester and spandex.

"I used medical grade silicone — the same used for breast enhancements — for several reasons," Han explains. "Firstly, it won't peel. It also takes the temperature of your body."

This sounds like a pretty good cause, but Han says there are certain people who just aren't down for it.

"The funny thing about it is that many straight men who hear about the idea seem to be discouraged," Han says. "There are a lot of Midwestern guys who tell me they love camel toe and to stop the idea."

You mean guys prefer women to be uncomfortable for their sexual pleasure? Who would've thought?

With this new "technology," we can finally put Fannypack's song to rest. No more, "Fix yourself, girl, you've got a camel toe."

Go ahead, ladies — wear the tightest pants you can find. (But not too tight, or you might collapse.)

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