Wives love their hubbies ... even when they're wrong ALL THE TIME.
Sure, there may be an argument or two during the journey, but there's an easy way to remedy that — just know the wife is always right. Always.
Don't believe me? Here are a few examples of when I've been right and my husband has been wrong. I'm sure you can relate.
You may look cute in Spandex, but that doesn't mean you're able to bike with the boys. And no, you shouldn't "try your hand" at parkour. You fell last week trying to leap over a puddle.
Not on the dance floor, and certainly not while in line at Target. The lady in the next lane over agrees with me on this one.
You know that stuffed chicken recipe I make? All that goodness stuffed into a fatty breast of meat is f*cking cream cheese. Oh, and I put it in the mashed potatoes, too.
IT'S NOT. Driving fewer miles doesn't save us time if we sit in traffic for an hour. My way avoids it AND we get to pass McDonald's, where I can get a diet Coke.
It's the same thing I had last week, and I went to work and operated normally. No, I will not come home to adjust the thermostat for you because you're "too weak to get up and do it."
We're coming to the party with empty stomaches; we can't have empty hands, too. Don't worry; we'll just buy some cheap stuff at the drug store on the way there.
THERE IS. Don't make me spell it out for you. Get the good stuff wherever you can find it.
I can't eat an entire pizza with a side of ranch and gain zero pounds. Unfortunately, I just gained a pound watching you eat it. Leave me to weep into my salad.
I'd think after so many years of trying (and failing) you'd figure this out. Last night's garlic on your breath isn't sexy, and neither is your retainer.
You aren't, but I love you anyway. You're the perfect hubby for me and I should know. I'm always right.