Sure, she's pretty and all but YO.
As if we weren’t already behind on our ‘Netflix Shows To Binge Watch’ list (OK, fine, behind on work because we were binge-watching Netflix shows), our favorite TV streaming service released Season 3 of Orange Is The New Black this week.
And while all of the Litchfield inmates have caught our eye at one point or another — Alex Vause, Poussey: we still love you — there’s one convict in particular who is attracting some SERIOUS attention. I don’t want to drop any spoilers, but it’s safe to say Ruby Rose’s OITNB character Stella is about to shake things up behind bars (and between the sheets???).
Rose has been making some waves in the real world, too, with straight girls starting to think they’re gay and gay dudes starting to think they’re straight and OMG no one really knows what to do because she’s just SO DAMN HOT.
But before you go Googling ‘Ruby Rose hottest pics’, there’s something you need to know: she is SO much more than just another pretty face. As Elle put it, “it's her take-nothing-give-everything philosophy that's the real reason we're currently obsessed with Rose.”
I have to get back to binge-watching — I mean, work — so I’ll just casually leave these 12 reasons Ruby Rose is a TOTAL badass riiiiiiight here.
1. She’s Australian.
Do you know how many poisonous/deadly animals live EXCLUSIVELY in Australia? Hint: all of them. And Ruby Rose lived to tell the tale, because she’s badass AF.
3. She’s tatted.
In 2010, Rose told Inked Magazine that she has over 30 tattoos. It’s 5 years later now so I’m guessing that number is well over 4 billion, give or take. And, like, tattoos hurt. She’s a champ.
4. She wrote, produced, and starred in a gender-bending short film.
Break Free is a sexy, empowering vid that shows she can rock pretty much ANY look — and inspire us to do the same (or support others who do).
6. Her family tree is ridic.
Her great-grandfather? The last surviving Australian Battle of Gallipoli soldier. Her godfather? The first indigenous Australian to become a world champion boxer. Can it get any more badass than that, or…?
8. She does it ALL.
She’s an actress, DJ, model AND fashion designer. Meanwhile, the rest of us wait for just one talent. Just one. That’s all we ask for.
9. She beat Bam Margera in a drinking competition.
As in Jackass' Bam Margera. She drank 100 shots of beer in 100 seconds. Yeah.
11. She supports young girls in Nepal.
Earlier this year, Rose and Dahl took a trip to Nepal to donate school uniforms, supplies and a one-year scholarship to a girl in need.
12. She’s "turning straight girls gay".
And it’s pissing some people off. But #lesbihonest, if we were cooped up in prison (or, you know, a long Walmart line) with her…