Who needs pasties when you have this crochet contraption?
Online shopping: The best and worst thing ever invented.
One mom wrote a scathing (and completely hilarious) review on a super-tiny crotchet croptop that her daughter ordered from Amazon. Because all boobs were clearly made equal, it came with a one-size-fits-all label.
Can you guess where this is going?
The bad news: Apparently, the crop top came nowhere NEAR close to fitting her 16-year-old daughter. The good news: It did fit her cat.
She decided to leave a review on the product's page to show just how ridiculous this situation is:
“My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn't legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see … here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat."
To put it into perspective, here's what the top should look like, according to Amazon:
Looks cute in theory, right?
...And this is what it looks like on her cat:
Another customer also had the same issue and left an even more hilarious review:
"This is a baby sized top. Literally my flip flop is bigger then it. Do not buy unless you want to be naked."