7 Brutal Truths About Having Sex With A Cancer (As Written By One)

Get ready for a raw and passionate experience that'll blow your MIND.

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People assume falling in love with a cancer is an emotional rollercoaster ride, but that's far from the truth. If you look closely, you'll see that we're more of a wild card.

When it comes to our emotions, we know exactly when to show our hand and when it's better to leave things unsaid. And when intimacy and sex are involved, our unpredictable yet passionate nature will leave you out of breath and wanting more at the same time.

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So if you want to get with a cancer, there are a couple of things you'll need to understand first. Let's begin:

1Cancers are incredibly versatile in bed.

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Sex with a cancer is bound to be interesting. While we're hopeless romantics at heart, there's nothing sexier than trying new moves — if it's done right. Cancers love experimenting, which means that if there's anything you've been DYING to try, you know where to find us.

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2Things can get super intense, really fast.

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One of the biggest traits that sets us cancers apart is how comfortable we are with putting our emotions on display. Our mood dictates what happens in the bedroom. Make us happy and get ready for a raw and passionate experience that'll change your life. Piss us off and, well, you'll feel that kink in your back for DAYS.

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3Cuddling is not up for debate, end of story.

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Like we mentioned before, cancers are pretty open when it comes to sexperimenting (see what we did there?). But nine times out of ten, our romantic side wins out. You bet your ass we'll want to cuddle afterwards.

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4We're not afraid to say what we really want.

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Nothing turns us on more than being with a partner who isn't afraid of opening up about his wants and needs. This definitely translates into the bedroom. If you like (or don't like) something, speak up!

5We're generous in bed. Like, REALLY generous.

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If a cancer is into you, you'll know based on how attentive she is. Making sure our partner is into it is twice the fun. But don't get it twisted. We expect the same in return.

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6Don't even THINK about skipping out on foreplay.

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Never underestimate the power of a hot and spicy French kiss or wandering hands.

7 We like to be reassured that we're sexy.

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Cancers are confident in and out of the bedroom. But the truth is that there are times where we're unsure if the sex is as good for our partner as it is for us. It's just part of who we are.

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