These stars' kids can't seem to stay out of trouble.
Listen, if you're tired of little Susie or Johnny refusing to be potty-trained or spitting out the carrots that you insist kids in Uganda will kill for, count your blessings that you're not a super-rich celebrity. Why? Because then your kids would likely be spoiled, entitled and bratty, with little to no regard for actual work, and they'd assume you could just bail them out for whatever terrible things that they get into. And let's be real, wouldn't you rather have your tyke hate vegetables than, say, kill a guy while drag racing? Or get very publicly busted for ingesting something really bad for them?
In that case, kiss your toddler's filthy feet and thank the Lord you're not a professional wrestler, A-list actor or other loaded superstar on this list. Sure, their bank accounts may be sweet, but just think of how much of that cash has to line a lawyer's pocket.
1. Tatum O'Neal (Daughter of Ryan O'Neal)
After decades struggling with addiction, former child star Tatum O'Neal — daughter of Ryan O'Neal — was busted trying to buy heroin from a panhandler in 2008. She later thanked the cops who stopped her.
2. Jenna Bush Hager and Laura Pierce Bush (Daughters of Dubya)
Then-president George W. Bush's twin daughters, Laura Pierce and Jenna Bush (now Jenna Bush Hager) were cited in 2001 for underage drinking. No word on whether their father will face charges for war crimes.
3. Bobbi Kristina Brown (Daughter of Whitney Houston)
The long-troubled Bobbi Kristina Brown had a warrant out for her arrest before she was hospitalized in February 2015. The daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown reportedly missed court for a traffic violation. She remains in a coma after being found unresponsive in a bathtub, eerily similar to her late mother's tragic demise.
4. Bryson Bryant (Son of NeNe Leakes)
NeNe Leakes' son, Bryson Bryant, can't seem to stay out of trouble. He was arrested in 2011 for shoplifting, then was charged with DUI in 2013 after a boozy crash. He was busted for violating his probation in January 2015 when he skipped mandatory DUI school, missed four probation hearings and tested positive for cocaine. He was jailed and sent to rehab.
4. Cameron Douglas (Son of Michael Douglas)
Cameron Douglas was sentenced to five years in 2009 for conspiracy to distribute narcotics after he was busted selling heroin. (Because pops Michael Douglas doesn't have enough cash handy, we guess.) Cameron's sentence actually got extended in 2011 when he was caught again with drugs, this time in prison. He's now slated for a 2018 release ... if he keeps his nose clean.
6. Charlie Sheen (Son of Martin Sheen)
Problem child of Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood have been busted a slew of times for offenses ranging from drug violations to domestic violence charges. His lawyers, though, are #winning all the way to the bank.
7. Kelly Osbourne (Daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne)
Wonder what sort of police Kelly Osbourne hates more: Regular cops or her former Fashion Police colleagues? The nepotist spawn of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in 2009 for slapping a gossip columnist in the face. Guess she missed her mom's season of Charm School or something.
8. Nick Hogan (Son of Hulk Hogan)
Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan, left his best friend, former Marine and Iraq war veteran John Graziano, in essentially a vegetative state after an accident drag racing in Florida.
9. Indio Downey (Son of Robert Downey, Jr.)
Indio Downey, son of Robert Downey Jr., pleaded guilty in September in 2014 to cocaine possession. He was sentenced to a drug program that, if completed, can get the charge dismissed.
10. Jaycee Chan (Son of Jackie Chan)
Jackie Chan's son, Jaycee Chan, spent six months in prison in China for marijuana possession. Honestly though, a jail sentence was probably nothing compared to the ass-whooping he got from his pops.
11. John Carter Cash (Son of Johnny Cash)
John Carter Cash, son of June Carter and Johnny Cash, was arrested in October 2014 after stripping down to his underwear at a Newfoundland airport. Seriously, isn't it too cold for that?
13. Marcus Jordan (Son of Michael Jordan)
Marcus Jordan, son of legendary NBA star Michael Jordan, was arrested in 2012 for a "drunken disturbance." On the bright side, he was 21 at the time, so he avoided any additional charges of underage boozing.
14. Montana Fishburne (Daughter of Laurence Fishburne)
Poor Laurence Fishburne. His daughter, Montana Fishburne, may not be a criminal, but now she has a porn past that she regrets — and that he and his friends actually tried to block from being released. Good luck job hunting, doll.
15. Nicole Richie (Daughter of Lionel Richie)
Nicole Richie, daughter of Lionel Richie and former Paris Hilton BFF and Simple Life starlet, was arrested in 2003 for heroin possession and driving with a suspended license. She was also arrested for a DUI in 2006. She's since cleaned up her act and become a mom and a designer.
16. Marston Hefner (Son of Hugh Hefner)
A Playboy heir who doesn't respect women? Why, my stars! Marston Hefner, son of Hugh Hefner, was arrested for beating this then-girlfriend, Playmate Claire Sinclair, in 2012. He pleaded no contest and was sentenced to a year-long weekly domestic violence program. To be fair, it has to be hard to adjust to the idea of you dad seeing your lady naked, but bruh, this isn't how you handle it.
17. Redmond O'Neal (Son of Tatum O'Neal and John McEnroe)
In August 2011, Redmond O'Neal, son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal, was charged with felony possession of both heroin and a handgun. He pleaded no contest to the charges and was facing up to three years and eight months in prison, but was released after one year of in-patient treatment.
18. Scout Willis (Daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Scout Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, tries hard to be edgy, as seen here. And she has a modicum of street cred as of 2012, when a then-20-year-old Scout was busted for underage drinking and using a fake ID in Union Square. She was charged with an open container violation as well as criminal impersonation.
19. Sean Stewart (Son of Rod Stewart)
Rod Stewart's son, Sean Stewart, has been a problem since he was feelin' 22. At 22 (in 2002), Sean Stewart was arrested for felony assault after attacking a man outside a Miami club. In 2010, he was arrested for driving on a suspended license. (Dude, just use your dad's money and hire a damn driver.) Just last month (March 2015), Sean Stewart was arrested yet again after riding a baggage carousel at an airport.
20. Weston Cage (Son of Nicolas Cage)
Nicolas Cage's son, Weston Cage, got into a drunken brawl with ex-wife, singer-songwriter Nikki Williams (seen here), leading him to file for divorce in 2011. The same year, Weston Cage was beaten to a pulp by his trainer and investigated by police after flipping out at a farmer's market said personal trainer told him he couldn't order a certain menu item. White people problems, man. Seriously, even Tommy Lee hates this guy.