Johnny Depp Is Married! 17 Reasons We Love Him

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Here's why Johnny Depp will (finally) be an awesome husband.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard tied the knot this weekend!

The eccentric actor and blond bombshell married on Depp's private island in the Bahamas after three years together. Of course, this wasn't Depp's first rodeo: He was married from 1983 to 1985 to Lori Ann Allison, who still uses the name Lori Ann Depp professionally because, well, wouldn't you? He's also been engaged more times than most of us change our underwear, to Winona Ryder, Sherilynn Fenn and Jennifer Grey, and had a raucous, tempestuous romance with Kate Moss, with whom he reportedly trashed hotel rooms and bathed in champagne. (Must be nice.)

Still, you can't help but root for Depp: He looks like that, he's always gracious to fans, he's a great actor and he adores his kids. And, you know, he was Jack Sparrow. Here are even more reasons to love Johnny Depp, despite (or perhaps because of) his insane love life and sometimes bizarre style decisions. And congrats, Amber Heard! You're finally sort of relevant.

Johnny Depp married Amber Heard this weekend We understand.
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It's hard to get over that expressive face
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He understands your struggles
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And when he doesn't, he at least tries to understand
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Johnny Depp doesn't give a f*ck what anyone else thinks
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Johnny Depp knows how to party, but he parties responsibly
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Johnny Depp doesn't judge you when you veg out on Sundays, because, well, he does too
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Johnny Depp will make you breakfast after a sleepover Good man.
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Those lips though
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Johnny Depp keeps his private life private
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He'll never have morning breath
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Johnny Depp seems at least a little bit self-aware
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He's great with pickup lines
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Johnny Depp looks different all the time, but still super doable Even in clown makeup.
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There's that too
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Ugh Amber Heard is so lucky.
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