Here's why Johnny Depp will (finally) be an awesome husband.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard tied the knot this weekend!
The eccentric actor and blond bombshell married on Depp's private island in the Bahamas after three years together. Of course, this wasn't Depp's first rodeo: He was married from 1983 to 1985 to Lori Ann Allison, who still uses the name Lori Ann Depp professionally because, well, wouldn't you? He's also been engaged more times than most of us change our underwear, to Winona Ryder, Sherilynn Fenn and Jennifer Grey, and had a raucous, tempestuous romance with Kate Moss, with whom he reportedly trashed hotel rooms and bathed in champagne. (Must be nice.)
Still, you can't help but root for Depp: He looks like that, he's always gracious to fans, he's a great actor and he adores his kids. And, you know, he was Jack Sparrow. Here are even more reasons to love Johnny Depp, despite (or perhaps because of) his insane love life and sometimes bizarre style decisions. And congrats, Amber Heard! You're finally sort of relevant.