Katy Perry is performing the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday. Great.
Bad news for people who love football and aren't deaf: Katy Perry is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show this Sunday. Apparently, that whole controversy about the NFL trying to make performers pay to perform during the half time show was resolved. Or Katy Perry is paying to perform during the halftime show, the way her record label has been accused of paying radio stations to play her mediocre songs. Either way, this is happening, because the Super Bowl halftime show has become completely separated from the actual game of football, and no one that watches the game will care about the show, and vice versa.
In all honesty, I'd like to say that I don't care, but that would be a lie. Even if the halftime show has nothing to do with the game, it's still a pretty big performance. It's one of the biggest shows of the year, and it's always exciting to see what musicians come up for it each year. Whether it's a lavish stage performance, or a cool medley of their best songs, it's usually at the very least interesting to see.
Katy Perry isn't interesting. I don't hate her music, but that's all I can say about it. She doesn't really have anything interesting to bring to the table. We all know pretty much what she's going to do. Here are my predictions in GIFs!