One day Chris Pratt took his shirt off and our ovaries exploded.
For some of us who like to think we liked something way before the masses, our love for Chris Pratt began long before the summer of 2014 or the "Summer of Pratt" as it shall otherwise be known.
One day we were in high school and Bright Abbott came into our lives. (If you don't know what we're talking about, you need to watch Everwood immediately.)
It doesn't really matter when it began, but Chris Pratt has become the new Ryan Gosling. Yes, we said it: pretty and perfect have been replaced with funny and adorable.
Our crush on Chris Pratt has been developing over many years, but this summer after we saw Guardians Of The Galaxy, the whole world changed forever. Now we are waiting patiently for Jurassic World to come out and it’s all because of Chris Pratt (and maybe a little bit because of Jake Johnson too).
For the most part, anything Chris Pratt touches will now instantly become better and sexy. Anna Faris better step aside because she now has competition with every woman in America. Here are 18 reasons we're completely obsessed with Chris Pratt!
1. His face!
It's adorable and his facial expressions make you sob.
2. Andy Dwyer ...
... Is perfect and Pratt turns his stupidity into awesomeness.
3. You've always been #TeamAprilAndy.
Because they are just so much better than #TeamLeslieBen.
4. His singing voice is straight out of 1995.
We would really enjoy it if Chris Pratt sang us to sleep with Sister Hazel and Pearl Jam.
5. Because the Lego Movie is the best.
Emmet's voice really just makes you feel better about life.
6. He's got the whole DILF thing going on.
… And he's straight up rocking it.
7. There is nothing better than Chris Pratt talking about Jack.
He is seriously the hottest dad ever.
8. Have you seen his stomach lately?
We could watch Guardians of the Galaxy 10 times over to see Pratt without his shirt on, even just for that short moment.
9. Because Everwood…
… Was the best show ever. Come on Netflix, get on that.
10. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are annoyingly adorable.
Sometimes she can be annoying in movies, but overall, you're really just jealous that she had a baby with your crush.
11. He wears Ellen underwear.
Chris Pratt has admitted that he wears the underwear Ellen DeGeneres got him. Because he's awesome.
12. That time he rapped like Eminem.
Nothing was better than that time he rapped "Forgot About Dre."
13. He's got that Seal Team Six look.
And killed it in Zero Dark Thirty. I bet he would be really great at taking down Bin Laden IRL.
14. He French-braided hair in the middle of an interview.
Which was brilliant.
15. That time he drank Smirnoff Ice …
… During his ice bucket challenge was the best thing ever.
16. 10 Years.
Yes, Pratt made an indie movie with Mr. and Mrs. Channing Tatum and it was the best.
17. He used to live in a Scooby Doo van.
…Creepy? More like dream come true. Solving crimes with Chris would be everything. Plus, he was homeless in Hawaii, which is the ultimate homeless destination.
18. Basically he's perfect.
And we're in love with him.