Calling all basic bitches! Taylor Swift is back and better than ever.
Our perfect day would be hanging out with our BFF Taylor Swift, in the fall (obviously), while drinking pumpkin spice lattes in our maroon and mustard cardigans. All so basic and yet so perfect, which is why Taylor Swift would make the best friend ever.
T-Swizzle's new album 1989 came out on Monday and the entire world is listening to it. There are a few haters, but the CD, which documents her big move to New York, has become an instant favorite. Now, she may have a skewed view of New York because she has money, but those of us who moved here jobless and penniless can still relate to the feeling of the big city.
There are hundreds of reasons we want to hang out with Taylor Swift, besides the fact that sleepovers at her Tribeca apartment would be the best thing ever, she would probably be down to rent CitiBikes with you and get Chipotle takeout on the reg.
Somehow after five studio albums she still seems kind of normal. We all act like it's crazy that she can't keep a guy in her life, but she's a 24-year-old girl in New York City. There's about a million of us in the exact same boat. So relax, haters. Here are 19 reasons we want to hang out with Taylor Swift:
1. Her dance moves!
Our dances moves are basically on the same level and we want to hang out with someone who doesn't care what other people think.
2. She swore off men.
Like we've all done one thousand times before.
3. Olivia Benson!
We could have Law & Order: SVU marathons together in her $20 million penthouse with her kitten, Olivia Benson.
4. … And Meredith Grey!
Oh, and after the SVU marathon we can move on to Grey's Anatomy with her other cat while drinking pumpkin spice lattes and wearing cardigans.
5. Her Tumblr.
Taylor trying to understand Tumblr, was so grandma-like, it was adorable.
6. She would have your back.
Taylor would punch a bitch for you. Once you're her friend, all those man-stealers should watch their backs.
7. The best vacations!
You know she would take you on the best vacations and be the ultimate road trip buddy.
8. She's afraid of sea urchins
Taylor would understand all your irrational fears.
9. Free baked goods!
You know that Taylor would totally bake you cookies and cakes in her spare time.
10. Her closet!
If Taylor was your best friend you would have access to all the best clothing, you just have to grow 7 inches and lose 30 pounds to fit into them.
11. That time she gave a girl Chipotle money.
You know she gets a burrito bowl at Chipotle. That time she gave a girl in Central Park $90 to take her friends to Chipotle was epic.
12. Or that bridal shower…
Taylor flew to Ohio to surprise a fan for her bridal shower and literally bought her 30 presents. It was amazing.
13. She was kicked out of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
Taylor showed up with a guitar and was kicked out of the building when she was 14 years old. I bet that guy feels pretty dumb.
14. She will be honest with you about the men that you date ...
When Selena Gomez got back with Justin Bieber, Taylor was completely candid with her friend on how she felt about him.
15. ... Which proves she's a good judge of character!
Because Justin Bieber sucks.
16. She's easily excited.
Any good news you give her will be received with the ultimate excited face.
17. She could hem your jeans for you!
Because you really have no idea how to sew.
18. Unlimited Diet Coke forever!
You just know with all those commercials, her apartment is probably stoked with DC.
19. Friends for life!
When Taylor becomes friends with someone, she stays friends with them for life. See: Her BFF Abigail.