Ideas for the uninspired and/or lazy!
I'm the type of person who loves Halloween, but from a distance. While I absolutely adore babies in cute pumpkin costumes, and adults in creative non-slutty costumes, I'm not the type who will spend countless hours thinking about my costume and then another set of countless hours putting it together. Call me uninspired. Call me boring. Call me whatever you want but the truth is that I'm just lazy.
Yes, that's right. I am simply too lazy to get it together and dress up in an elaborate costume. Am I proud of this? No, definitely not. But it is what it is. We can't all be Heidi Klum, right? Or even Christina Aguilera, who actually loves dressing up so much that she doesn't even wait for Halloween sometimes. But what makes me feel better is that there are plenty of other people out there rocking lazy Halloween costumes. Shame us not!
I haven't decided which costume I'll be rocking this year (the sloth one looks SO good) but check out some of my favorite lazy costumes and please share your own in the comments. Happy (lazy) Halloween!
1. A Cat
Who doesn't love cats?! Well, a lot of people but if you're a cat lover, those people don't matter. This costume is ideal for the lazy person because all you have to do is put on a mask and meow your way to the parties. Whilst wearing this costume, you can be as rude as you please since you're a cat and cats just give a F.
2. Rosie The Riveter
Chances are you already own a trendy denim button down so all you'll really need to buy for this costume is a red bandana. Flex that muscle and you're set.
3. A Sloth
Sloths are SO cute and also SO lazy. If you're looking for a halloween costume for lazy people, the sloth is probably your spirit animal. Make this costume believable by moving around slowly and making people get drinks for you.
4. A 404 Error Page
Hahaha! Get it?! This costume is beyond lazy but that's what makes it so perfect. Ideal for both men and women, the 404 Error Page costume will cost you about $5 (free if you already have a white tee) and take you three minutes to prepare.
5. A Horny Guy
I'm going to be honest here: while this is a very simple costume to pull off and ideal for the lazy man, it's also kind of douchey. Especially if you come up to random ladies and introduce yourself as horny. Just don't do it. Please?
6. The Devil
Going as a devil or angel doesn't require much effort, but it's also boring. If you're okay with this, go for it! All you need is a headband and a lack of creativity. Sorry, not sorry.
7. A Toilet Paper Zombie
Toilet Paper Zombie. Zombie Bride. A Teepeed House. The possibilities for lazy costumes are endless when you introduce toilet paper into the mix.
8. A Horse And/Or A Bunny
Yes, these masks are creepy but that's what Halloween is all about. Just put on the mask and voila, you're an insta-animal. Lazy person approved.
9. Marilyn Monroe On A Sunday Morning
Pair a blonde wig with any outfit and just call yourself Marilyn Monroe. It may not be clear who are you but that is the price you pay when wearing a lazy costume.
10. A Mutant
This ultra-comfortable sweater will make you look like a cute lil mutant, don't you think? Put this on, go outside, and scare people. The best part is that it's still a sweater so you can wear it when it gets chilly out.
Another animal costume! Why? Because it's very easy to just put on a mask and go with it. Wear this mask with your real pug or without but please do go the extra mile (for non-lazies) and get a pug t-shirt to match. You WILL win for best Halloween costume. Promise.