Let's hope former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham's resolution for 2014 is no more sex tapes.
In May, the Council Bluffs, Iowa native appeared in the now infamous Backdoor Teen Mom, co-starring porn star James Deen. While she's rumored to have made one million-plus bank from Vivid Entertainment, Abraham's nude scenes did little to skyrocket her to Kardashian fame.
Although, Abraham wasn't the only flasher to fail. Levi Johnston's 2010 turn in Playgirl, anyone?