Seriously, Jennifer Lawrence Is Way Too Good For Chris Martin


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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are dating ... and we think she can do better. Here's why!

Chris Martin recently "consciously uncoupled" from his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow (who's now dating Glee co-creator Brad Falchuk). They didn't break up, they uncoupled. What's the difference? A breakup is sad, and an uncoupling is obnoxious. You feel bad for someone going through a breakup, but when someone is uncoupling, you just want them to shut up.

So now Martin is out on the market. Well, maybe not!

He's been spotted with rising star Jennifer Lawrence! She recently broke up with Nicholas Hoult, her X-Men costar. She's a movie star, he's a rock star, so they've maybe decided to co-star themselves together, or whatever Martin wants to call this.

They seem like an odd couple though. She always seems so fun and happy and like she doesn't take herself too seriously. Martin seems like he takes himself the most seriously ever. In all honesty, she's too good for him. Here's a collection of GIFs explaining why!

(Although, we must admit: We sort of like the opportunity to name a couple "Martin Lawrence.")

Chris Martin just seems so smug
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

She's so fun!
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

He's so not!
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

While he's trying to be deep
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

She keeps it real
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

He likes to talk about "important" things
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

And she gives the appropriate side eye to that
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

Sure, he does write some nice songs
But yeah, we'd rather talk about what's important
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

Sure, he can sometimes have some fun
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

But she just does it so much better!
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

He brags about the weirdest things
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

And he can't even compete!
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

Sometimes he can even get a little silly
Chris Martin

Chris Martin

But she just does it better!
Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence

 

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