25 Signs You’re A Harry Potter Addict

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Apparently Harry Potter is 34, so raise up your Butterbeers and celebrate!

Warning: This article contains Harry Potter spoilers. Also, if something is spoiled for you, it’s time to move on, because you’ve had seven years to catch up.

It’s Harry Potter’s 34th birthday, and it’s time to celebrate. Maybe you’ve been celebrating with butterbeers all day, but there is a reason to celebrate the most famous wizard in the world: because he’s seriously the best fictional person ever. Duh.

You’ve waited in line at midnight multiple times, you stayed up for days on end reading the books, and you just still can’t get over the fact that Harry Potter is over. These are all symptoms of an addiction. No one here is judging you, but relax on the muggle insults and obsession. Here are 25 signs you’re probably still obsessing over Harry Potter:

1. When ABC Family announces a Harry Potter marathon, you react like this:

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2. Nothing infuriates you more than someone who doesn’t know Harry Potter terminology:

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3. Except when people tell you they never really "got into" Harry Potter:

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4. Sometimes when you’re giving yourself a pep talk, you remind yourself that if you were a wizard, you totally would’ve been accepted to Hogwarts:

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5. Then there was that beautiful moment when you realized Neville was actually really sexy:

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6. You re-read the books multiple times a year:

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7. And you still sob uncontrollably at the end of books 4, 5, 6, and 7:

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8. You’ve dueled a friend with a makeshift wand, more than once:

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9. You know fully well what your patronus is, and you will punch anyone that attempts to disagree with you:

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10. When people say they like Percy Weasley:

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11. You take a moment of silence everyday to thank god for putting J.K. Rowling on this earth:

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12. It actually bums you out that you can’t get a pet owl at the store:

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13. But it’s okay because you’ve named your dog Hedwig anyways:

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14. You were definitely that person who ruined the books for other people. You snooze you lose:

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15. It’s been seven years and you still can’t move on:

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16. When Rowling posted the short story on Pottermore you were like:

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17. Sometimes you just like to put on your Gryffindor costume for fun:

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18. Speaking of Gryffindor, the guy who sits next to you at work is such a Slytherin, it’s obnoxious:

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19. Anytime someone challenges you in HP trivia:

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20. You immediately booked a trip to Islands of Adventure when Hogsmeade opened:

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21. And you were furious when you went to Ollivander’s and they didn’t choose you for the free wand:

22. It really pisses you off when someone says Order of The Phoenix was their favorite book:

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23. Sometimes you just wish people would stop judging you for joining the local Quidditch team:

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24. You made a cake today, because of Harry Potter’s birthday:

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25. Because you're obsessed. Sorry you’re not sorry:

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