Modern day Vanilla Ice himself, Justin Bieber, and one-note Pirates Of the Caribbean and Lord Of The Rings star Orlando Bloom apparently got into it over their exes, Victoria's Secret Angel Miranda Kerr and occasional actress and off-pitch singer Selena Gomez. And that love trapezoid got ugly fast. Need a rundown on the love history and sordid sex tales of these four thirsty hot messes? Here's what reportedly went down to ultimately lead to the brawl.
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom used to be like this ...
And then like this.
Obviously, Orlando Bloom wasn't happy with his wife when he heard the news, and they split.
The trust was gone, and a bitter feud with Bieber was born.
Fast forward to this year, and Bloom and Selena Gomez reportedly hooked up in efforts to make Kerr and Bieber jealous. Obviously, Biebs wasn't thrilled.
But apparently revenge was pretty sweet for Bloom.
Justin Bieber reportedly talked smack to Orlando Bloom about their mutual exes and hookups, Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez.
And Bieber didn't like it when Orlando Bloom talked back.
After some back and forth peacocking, Orlando Bloom threw a punch at the pint-sized Biebs.
So does Justin Bieber look like this right now? Maybe not ...
... Because some reports say Bloom's punch didn't even land.
Most of those reports cite Justin Bieber's team as sources, because, well, they want Orlando Bloom to look like a bitch.
Whether or not that's true has yet to be determined, but one thing's for sure: Everyone involved in this drama is an idiot who deserves what they're getting.