Sarah Palin recently announced that she's launching her own online subscription-based channel. She hasn't officially revealed what the content of the channel will be, but our inside (read: made up) sources have provided us with this list of shows she plans on premiering on her channel!
(But really, if people aren't willing to pay for Brazzers, what makes her think they're willing to pay for this?)
Sarah Palin: Bolder And Brighter
Sarah Palin loves America. She also loves Lite Brite. Tune every week as she enjoys the bright lights and the pretty colors.
America's Next Top Soda
Watch every week as Sarah chooses America's Next Top Soda. She's the Simon Cowell of sugary drinks, and you liberals better not try telling her what she should and shouldn't drink.
Motorola Goes Maverick
Tune in as Sarah stares at her phone in amazement for a half hour! How does that thing even work?
Inanimate Objects Go Rogue
Nothing is more amusing to Sarah then her name. See how amused she gets as she tapes her name on random surfaces.
Survivor: Sarah Palin Edition
Only true American children can survive when Sarah Palin attacks!
Surviving Limbaugh, the new show where Sarah Palin hangs out at her best friend Rush Limbaugh's house. How long can she last before he confuses her for a sandwich and tries to eat her?
What Sarah Sees
Watch out Russia! Sarah Palin's watching you and reporting on what she sees, along with her co-host Mario Lopez, because Mario Lopez co-hosts everything.
Sarah Palin Science
Sarah's on the cutting edge! Every week she brings a new technology she's discovered to the spotlight. This week: CDs!
Investigation: Redneck Or Muslim
Rednecks are true Americans, but sometimes they look like they might be Muslims! Don't worry, Sarah's on the case every week with Investigation: Redneck Or Muslim!
Is That The Real Person, Or Just A Bad Impersonator?
Finally, Sarah's an important person and she meets other important people! Or does she? Watch as she tries to guess Is That The Real Person, Or Just A Bad Impersonator? And keep an eye out for the special episode where she has to guess between her own quotes and Tina Fey's.